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Date Posted: 19:32:27 06/20/00 Tue
Author: JPH joined to part of hip
Subject: This little ditty is quite good..

The Bear, The Rabbit & The Magic Frog
Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. One day,
they went out for a walk and came across a magical golden frog.
The frog told them that he will grant them three wishes each,
which got the rabbit and the bear very excited.
The bear proceeded to tell the frog his first request. He said,
"I wish that all the bears in this forest were female, except for
me." POOF! His wish was granted.
Then it was the rabbit's turn and he said, "I wish for a racing
bike helmet." POOF! His wish was granted.
The bear hesitated, thought for a moment and then said, "I wish
all the bears in the neighboring forests were female too, except
for me." POOF! His wish was granted.
The rabbit already knew what he wanted, and uttered, "I wish for
a motorcycle." POOF! His wish was granted.
The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way. And, may I add, choose your last wish carefully!!"

The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish
was granted.
The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his
motorcycle. A smirk appeared on his face as he revved the motor
and shouted, "I wish the bear was gay." Poof! And the rabbit rode off.

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