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Date Posted: 21:50:41 06/08/00 Thu
Author: John Boy Of Cold lands..
Subject: Gotta love jokes..*S*

How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant? She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought she discovered that he had a twin sister?She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror.
Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed. Did you hear about the blonde who was shopping in Macy's when the power went out? She was trapped for three hours on an escalator. How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers all her clothes up, and jumps off. How do you drown a blonde? Leave a mirror at the bottom of the pool. What are the two hardest years in a blondes life? The sixth grade. Why are blonde's hair so high? To catch everything that goes over their heads. What did the blonde get on her Math test? Lipstick.

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