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Pest is the name Annoyance is the game

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Date Posted: 16:17:35 05/14/03 Wed

to the tune of the FROSTED FLAKES comercial)
"Can't catch me
oh i abhore the things you do
cant catch me
oh lord i would not be you
your the only people who fallen from grace...
you know i'm more than good im annoying!"

a muscular tabby sauntered in singing his song he hopped onto the bar and slipped quietly to the cash regishter he whistled as he popped it open and bit a wad of cash in his mouth he hopped over to a beer and dipped his paw into it now hopping on three legs he hopped to a place where he was hidden he stowed the money then went and drank more of the beer before returning to his wad of cash he counting
it then he walked out the door to a homeless man and dropped the money and meowed loudly the homeless man patted the cat "oh hello friend i havent noticed you around lately" the cat purred and rubbed his head against the man then ran back into the bar the homeless man looked at the money beside him and smiled "thank you god for my little friend" he then began to wheeze and cough he bent over double then went limp his heart failed
the cat popped his head out of the door and meowed again seeing the limp man he ran over and dabbed at his face with his paw upon seeing the man not riseing he wailed loudly then began to screech he then curled up onto the d.ead mans chest and meowed sadly

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Subject	Author	Date
~Kitty Kitty Kitten!~	Faith	16:46:25 05/14/03 Wed
i want liver i want chicken meow mix meow mix please deliver -- Pest is the name Annoyance is the game, 16:54:01 05/14/03 Wed ~Meow Mix, Yummy!~ -- Faith, 17:01:28 05/14/03 Wed my straight jacket don't fit right -- Pest is the name Annoyance is the game, 18:01:50 05/14/03 Wed ~Then buy a new one....~ -- Faith, 06:27:49 05/15/03 Thu well umm they all gone i did not do it i swear! (crosses fingers) -- Pest is the name Annoyance is the game, 15:47:04 05/15/03 Thu ~Well in that case...~ -- Faith, 16:32:20 05/15/03 Thu MY CHAR. IS FAITH !!!!! -- FAITH (the human one), 16:00:39 05/16/03 Fri Oh yah -- Player, 06:09:36 05/17/03 Sat I said please (NT) -- Faith, 18:46:47 05/17/03 Sat