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Date Posted: 09:46:13 07/01/00 Sat
Author: KnightSaysNI~CO
Author Host/IP: 10-086.009.popsite.net / 207.227.233.86
Subject: Wow i was in a strange mood this morning...=)

If cows could fly, what would they destroy?

If acat has no legs, is it called a news paper, or a bowling pin�

If the earth was recangular shaped anthe moon was a cube, could a astronot fart in space?

If a cow and a chicken had kids, would the chickens moo, or would the cows spontaniously combust?

In conclusion this message will blow up in 5 seconds, BOOM!, oops, forgot to carry the 1�

If a chicken ate fried red salad, it would spontaniously combust in 2 seconds, however, how long would it take to spontaniously conbust if it was blue salad?

If a crackpot wanders into a streen, does the street wander into the crackpot? Or is he simply a blind dork?

On a cussion two horses lay?

If a dog ate a horse who had swallowed a whale whole, what would he do about his broken pinky toe?

If the moon was cube shaped�would its corners squash people as it rotated?

If cows ate planets would they solve the problem of space travel?

Wilst the cows are spontaniously combustting I am going to sit down, in what tone does the average human sit down in?

And in conclusion I would have to say that I must be the result of two simultaniouly combusting swallows who ate too many coconuts, died, and were reserected by a powerful Archmage named Acidbat.

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