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Date Posted: 20:11:20 10/30/01 Tue
Author: Da Moving Violator
Subject: *POUNCE*

*races through the castle, groping everyone and placing loud smacking smoochies on surprised cheeks.*

Howdy folks!! Miss ya! Love ya!

*glances over my shoulder and sees my textbooks chasing after me, their pages flapping madly, shrieking about all the reports that I need to write.*

MUUUUUUAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAAA! You'll never take me alive you hell-spawned literary freaks!

*casts a portal and leaps through it...maniacal laughter drifting behind me as the portal closes causing the books to crash into the wall behind it...the books groan and rub their bent little spines, vowing revenge on their deranged, runaway pupil.*



Chandra Ly-San-ter

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