| Subject: 'Nother one just for Chuckles: Dragstrip Dan |
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Date Posted: 12:32:39 07/15/03 Tue
Dragstrip Dan
Now, Dragstrip Dan
Wuz a racin' man.
His goal in life was just to WIN,
and gettin' beat his only sin.
His engine started out a Ford,
But, planed, 'n' stroked, 'n' cammed, 'n' bored,
'Twas meant to do in Royal Style
The fastest ever quarter mile!
He'd paid his dues, 'n' made his climb
From County Fairs to real big time.
A major heat was his to win,
'N' covered by ESPN!
He vowed to win!!! 'N' he'd just tell
The other drivers "Go to Hell"
'Cuz Dragstrip Dan
Wuz a racin' man
The day dawned sunny, bright, and clear,
And Dan checked over all his gear.
He tuned and fiddled, checked each dial,
But couldn't stop a little smile,
Cuz fame 'n' fortune, song and wine
Were just across that finish line!
He had no doubts he'd be the one
To have the prize when day was done!
For after all, himself bethought,
All others’ dreams will come to naught
'Fore Dragstrip Dan
The racin' man.
The stands were filling, tier by tier,
And vendors hawking 'dogs and beer;
With minor races done and past,
Dan's date with glory came at last!
He lined up in the starting gate
The track before him, smooth and straight;
His focus on the starting light,
Right hand on gearshift, gripped just right.
The light turns green; the stakes so much!
Now, rev that engine! Pop that clutch!!
The crowd gave forth a mighty shout --
'Cause Dan's transmission just fell out!!!!
He's Dragstrip Dan ...
Ex-racin' man.
Scotty W.
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