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Date Posted: 12:11:29 07/17/00 Mon
Author: Jericho
Subject: The big re, and Rikishi

(The counter apears on the titon tron, 5..4..3..2..1. There is a silence when the lights go out and them BOOM! Fire shoots up from the entrance way in the arena. There stands Chris Jericho in his cross pose. He slides around and looks towards the thousands of fans packed into the arena.)

(Jericho stops at some fans to slap hands with them and sign autographs, but then climbs up to the apron, takes another dramatic look at the crowd and hops into the center of the ring.)

Jericho: Welcome everyone, to the Jericho hour. Todya on the show we will have some latino come out, bore the hell out of the fans, go screw a chuawaw, by a borito from taco bell, come back, bore the fans some more and then have his ass kicked by the Iatolla of rock-n-rolla.

Jericho: On the second half of our show we will have a fat ass slob, who guzzles beer, thinks hes all that, has bumper stickers on his ass, 2$ sun glasses that he paints with a magic marker before he comes out here and trys to be, "Too Cool." And of course the main event will come out and kick his ass to infront of all the Jericho holics. Be sure to stay tuned for this special show, tomorrow, Tuesday.

Jericho: On another note I am looking to form a stable or join one. The reason I want to form a stable is because one, would you look at the stables now. You have got the B.W.O, a bunch of miserable slobs who get off there fat asses only to go to their ice-box and grab a bud. Then you have the Job Squad, a bunch of misfits who have taken this federation by storm by kicking ass and taking names. And then you have The Corporation, made up of the most ass kissing, stupididest wrestlers in the federation. I meen please, they can't even get a real woman wrestler, they have to ask the godfather for his best two cent slut. Then we have D-generation X, another great stable who has kicked ass and is still taken names, maybe one of the most dominate Stables here.

Jericho: Please remember Jericho-holics that never, eeevvverrr will you not be #1 in my mind. Thank you everyone for coming. That is all for now.

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