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Date Posted: 17:57:12 07/23/00 Sun
Author: Blue Meanie
Subject: True Blue Champ

The arena goes blue and music starts. Blue Meanie walks out but stops at the ramp.

It's True, It's True, The Blue Meanie is going to defeat Kurt Angle this Tuesday to retain my title! Why Kurt, cuz you suffer from the 3 eyes, Idiocy, Ignorance, And Incompetance. There are other I-words but i would be here all day and bore the audience like each time you come out. I am a role Model. To I have to repeat myself from last time. I'm not fat, I'm big boned. I'm not talentless, I wouldn't have this belt. Your right I have blue hair. Good for you. You have good eyesight. Me foulmouthed? You're right, i do say heck a lot. And don't get me start on saying 'Dang it'. I'm in 12 step program to stop my dang launguage problem. Dang! I said it again. D'Oh I said it again!! Ok I'll stop. I have a little surprise for you. To show you how patriotic I am."

Blue Meanie goes back and brings out 2 midget Meanies. Ones all white and the other one all red. They're together and start swaying together.

"If we sway long enough we'll actually look like the Flag. Hey Kurt, we're patriotic. We're so patriotic we have it up the wazoo!! Oh Kurt, I will introduce you to the people who will be following me down the ring on Tuesday. This is Mini-Red Meanie and He is Mini-White Meanie. And together we are the Red, White and Blue meanies, USAs True Heroes!! So get ready Kurt, I'll actually have the USA on my side. They won't be on yours cuz they don't like you. It's True, It's True!."

The Meanies stop swaying and the go into the back with the audience laughing and cheering the Meanies

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