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Date Posted: 00:26:26 07/25/00 Tue
Author: Al Snow and Lita
Subject: Big Show, Chyna

::The crowd is sitting patiently at a house show. Most of them wish they hadn't come. Some horrible promos have been cut earlier in the show and most of the crowd is ready to leave...but then something catches their attention. It's the Job Squad music! The people know that any member of the Job Squad can entertain them even if none of the other wrestlers in the UWF can. The crowd is on their feet as Al Snow and Lita appears at the top of the ramp. Al looks happy for the first time in a while. He no longer carries around Woody or even Head. Now he is accompanied to the ring by Lita. Lita, new to the UWF, looks just as happy as Al. Al holds open the ropes for Lita to enter then he enters the ring himself. He grabs a mic and waits for the fans to quiet their cheers a little.::





Al - Big Show, you have made your decision to turn on the Job Squad and join the Corporation. I honestly can not see the sense in such a move, but you have made your decision. Tomorrow night you get your title shot against me. You're trying to win a title for the Corporation. Well, I have news for you...it won't happen! Everybody in this arena knows that I will kick your sorry behind from ring post to ring post and back again because, I'm in the Job Squad. In the Job Squad, it's all about fun, and I can't think of anything more fun then kickin' your sorry, traitoring butt all over the place!!!

::In typical Al fashion he is starting to get angry again. When he gets angry he seems to revert back to his days in Hurting People Incorporated when it wasn't about fun. It was about hurting people. Now he looks ready to hurt people. Lita is still all smiles. She touches Al's arm and he instantly lightens up a little bit. She takes the mic from him and is about to speak her very first words since entering the UWF!!!::



Lita - Before I get into talking about how bad I'm going to beat Chyna tomorrow night, I'm going to address something. Several people have been asking me why I accompany Al down to the ring and why I decided to join the Job Squad. The answers are simple. Al is a great guy. That's obvious. Funny, talented, and he's so cute when he's angry!
::Al blushes a little at this, but Lita doesn't seem to notice and keeps on going.::
And the rest of the Job Squad, they're great guys too. A finer collection of wrestlers has never been assembled. A soon to be World Champion, an Intercontinental Champion, and a European Champion. Those are the three most sought after belts in the UWF, and the guys in the Job Squad will own them all after tomorrow night. That combined with the fact that Stevie Richards throws one hell of a BBQ party makes joining the Job Squad an easy decision.
Now Chyna...I could go on and on about you, but I won't. I could stoop to childish insults and make a witty comment about how you look like a man...but I won't. I could tell you all the ways I'm going to kick your butt tomorrow. Moonsaults, hurricanranas, kicks and all sorts of moves...but I won't get into it. I'm just going to let you know that tomorrow night me and Al are going to paint the town red in celebration of all the Job Squad victories. I'm not going to let you ruin that. I'll beat you, pin you, 1,2,3, it's as easy as that.

::Lita drops the mic and the two begin to make their way back up the ramp. The crowd is giving them a great reaction.::

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