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Date Posted: 13:07:39 07/25/00 Tue
Author: Jericho
Subject: Summer Showdown

(5...4...3...2...1...The lights go out, but just for a breif second. Then a bang of pyrotechnics shoot up and Jericho's music hits. "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN, JERICHO!")

(Jericho makes his way down to the ring. He is wearing a $500 shirt, just like the rock, hes got a latino heat shirt on, hes holding a taco bell dog, and has a dog collar around his neck.)

Jericho: Ladies and gentleman, children of all age, finally, the Jericho has come back to Providence Road Island. The Jericho says tonight he is going to come down to the ring, Layeth the footeth downth on the Rocks Lac-toss- and tolerant ass.

(Jericho puts everything down, and then he rips the Rocks 500 shirt off.)

Jericho: Sorry Rock, Im alergic to cotton. When the best one gets done with The Rock, The People's champion, The Iatolla, of Rock-n-Rolla will come after the Roadd Dogg.

(Jericho takes off the dog collar, he wipes the sweat off of his brow, and then whipes his ass with it, then he tosses it into the crowd)

Jericho: Roadd Dogg, your nothing but a chicken shit that thinks a good time is licking himself.

Jericho: Finally the Litte-G.

(Jericho grabs the little Taco Bell Dog and squeezes his belly. Jericho puts the mic next to the dog as it says, Yo`qiuero Taco Bell. The fans laugh)

Jericho: Little-G I have never had a problem with you, and I actually think your a cool dwarf. But you see the President, the biggest ass in the WWF, has put us up against each other once again, and well, that meens you gonna have to loose like last time.

(Jericho rips the head off the Taco Bell Dog and tosses it into the audience)

Jericho: Thats all for now, if you Smelll-l-l-l-l-l-l, what the Jericho is cookin.

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