It's great to be here, even though it is losertow...i mean beantown, its true. On a serious note, i have something to say to the Blue Meanie. Meanie, you and I have had some good fights and theres no doubt that i underestimated you, therefore i paid the price. But on Friday, the new commissioner, The Cat, has booked me along with 7 other individuals for a chance to become the # 1 contender for the UWF title. The Cat certainly has shown he has the 3 I's in the little time hes been here, its true. Your olympic hero now realizes that theres a reason why he didnt win the IC title, its because im destined for greater things like the UWF title, its true. The way i see it, myself and my 3 fellow corporation members will eliminate everyone else and then it will be just us. Now, there is no room for dissention in the Corporation so i have the perfect solution. Triple H, Shane, Show, what i suggest is we draw straws to see who wins. I think its pretty obvious that it will come down to the 4 of us, so i think this is a good solution. That way nobody gets hurt and everybody has an fair chance to win. Then after its over, there will be no hard feelings and we will have a celebration, Corporation style. Guys, we have to win this one for ourselves, for the Corporation, and also..for Vince who gave us this chance to compete at this level. He may be gone for a while, but we cant forget his leadership. Now, i know you people are booing me and i can understand why. Its because im talking about leadership, and you people think that guys like your hometown teams are leaders. Lets look at the Red Sox, i'll give them credit, Pedro Martinez is the greatest baseball player of all time. But when you have a guy like Carl Everett, that tarnishes everything that Pedro represents, its true. The Patriots, their record has gotten worse every year since their coach left for New York, like any other smart Massachusetts hero would. The Bruins and Celtics are very similar. They've both had great pasts, but times change and now they're both pitiful, its true. Their leaders are guys like Marty McSorley, who has become one of the biggest embarassments in sports history. Since this town is obviously in dire need of people to look up to, i am offering myself as your honorary hometown hero, oh yes its true. And on Friday, i will win this battle royal..or i'll at least make sure a Corporation member wins it. Then one of us will go on to the PPV and take what belongs to us anyway, the UWF title. And that is true.

Angle finishes speaking and the crowd continues to boo him as he leaves

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