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Date Posted: 20:48:30 07/28/00 Fri
Author: KANE
Subject: Explosion

The Titantron flicks to a camera somewhere in a locker room hallway.

UWF reporter: "One of tonights more exciting matches pits 2 of the UWF heavyweights against each other- Kane and Rikishi. All of Boston is going to be shaking when these 2 go at it in the ring tonight. Hold on a second! Here comes Kane now! Let's see if we can get the Big Red Machine to comment on anything!"



Kane stops, turns halfway toward the camera. Then he walks up, grabs the mic, and gets in the cameraman's face.

"I am going to tell you all RIGHT NOW what the outcome of tonights matchup will be. Rikishi, being Samoan, I understand you have seen some volcanos in your day. Well, that's not going to help you withstand the horror when the Big Red Machine erupts in fire and brimstone in the ring tonight! The earth is going to be QUAKING tonight, and you will be at the epicenter, Rikishi!"

"Just to show how personal I take every one of my matches, I have created a special move just for you Rikishi, only to be used in this match! I call it my Samoan Super SLAM!!! Once I drop that fat lard ass of yours, you will not be getting up!"

"Undertaker! I hope you're watching! I know how you enjoy destruction- This one's for you, Brother!"

Kane shoves the camera out of his face and stalks away...

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