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Date Posted: 13:12:39 07/05/00 Wed
Author: It's True
Subject: DX is soooooo gonna get your asses kicked

::Most the lights in the arena go out...and the spot lights go on searching for Edge and Christian. Both men appear at the top of the ramp with huge smiles on their face. They make their way down to the ring, their tag team titles around their waste, the crowd constantly booing them, but that does not seem to bother them. They're all smiles as they slide into the ring and Christian grabs a mic.::

Christian - Friday, me and my bro Edge have will be in a non-title match with Mr Ass and XPac, two members of DX. Friday's show will also be in Cleveland Ohio. Me and Edge have been thinking a lot about that and DX is so just like the Cleveland Indians.

::Edge gets the mic and starts to talk.::

Edge - That's right, both of them are yesterday's news. The Indians were great....last year. And DX was great...years ago. Now, however, the Indians have been surpassed in greatness by the Chicago White Sox and DX has been surpassed by the Corporation.

::Christian gets the mic back::

Christian - The similarities so do not stop there. The Indians aren't as good as a half ass team like the A's and DX isn't as good as a half ass team like the Job Squad. The Indians veteran pitcher, Charles Nagy, really sucks the big one and DX's veteran leader, Shawn Michaels is a joke. The Indians up and coming star pitcher, Bartolo Colon, is getting shelled every game he pitches in and DX's up and coming "star" XPac so gets his ass kicked every time he wrestles, it's true, it's all true.

::The fans are booing the two men in the ring both for putting down their hometown team and for speaking the truth that they don't want to hear about the fan favorites, DX. Edge and Christian wait a few seconds, smiling and loving the boos that they are getting. Edge takes the mic.::

Edge - And now for the benifit of those with flash photography... ::Christian whispers something into Edge's ear.:: Oh...I see. Christian just informed me that you here in Cleveland do not have the benefit of flash photography...something about being poor and uneducated slobs...I guess you guys do not get to see our brand new pose dedicated to DX then. It sure was a doozy too. Oh well!

::Edge and Christian hold their tag team gold up so the poor, uneducated slobs can see that they are the best, then they make their way back up the ramp, still all smiles.::

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