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Date Posted: 01:12:36 07/07/00 Fri
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: Your new European champion

::Kurt Angle is in a business suit standing behind a podium. All around him are Angle for Euro champ signs::
I'd like to thank all my Angle for Euro champ volunteers here this evening. Tomorrow night I put everything on the line. I put the one thing I cherish most in this world, my Olympic medals, up on a pole. But fear not Angle fans, it's not me being foolish, I like to think of it as investing. I put a sum of gold on the line, and get much more gold then I originally had. Tomorrow night I will walk out with my medals, plus the European belt. Now the people of Europe are wondering what I will do as the champ. First, immediately after the match, I will proclaim that I will immediately make Europe a continent. For most of us this is already common knowledge, but the man I will only refer to as "Ex-champ" likes to view it as a mere country. Second, I will board a plane bound for Europe right after the show to tour Europe and mingle with my fans. I've heard I'm considered a rock star and teen idol there, so I would just like all the people of Europe to see my belt up close, it's true, it's true. And finally, with Vince and Shane's help, I would like to hold at least one show in Europe so that my first title defense, and the first battle for the European title on European soil will occur during my reign. I'd like to thank you all for coming out tonight, and I look forward to addressing you all tonight.
::Kurt walks off the podium and shakes hands with all his volunteers, leaving to his first ever standing ovation in the UWF::

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