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Date Posted: 21:02:12 07/07/00 Fri
Author: Hardcore Holly
Subject: Crippled,Crock,and Happy Face Dud!




*The Holly's music plays and Hardcore comes out.He enters an arena full of boos.Hardcore badmouths the crowd and walks on.The ring lights up with different colored lights.Hardcore stands on the turnbuckle and raises his arms in glory.*

*Hardcore grabs the mic.*
OK,tonight,I become one step closer of beating the monkey crap out of the Rock,wipe that stupid grin from Stevie's face,and do the thing no one else can do,and that is cripple the Crippler.Not to mention,become number one contender.Now Stevie,I suggest you not make it tonight because you messed with me long enough.I guarantee I will leave you in a pool of your blood.But knowing you,acting kiddy all the time and drinkin juice,when I bust you open,Cherry Kool-Aid will come out.Oh well,Stevie,I warned you.Come in this ring and it can kill you.Now,onto the people's chump,the Crock.Crock,you crack me up with that cheap $5 dolar shirt,and a stupid people's eyebrow.I have been seeing roleplay lately and its always the same freakin gimmick.I AM THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP.THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN.IT'S DOESN'T MATTER.Well,Rock,it doesnt matter............OH NO THAT CRAPPY LINE AGAIN.Where do people come up with this crap?You may be the electrifying man,but its all crap when you step in the ring with Hardcore because I AM the most hardcore person that the UWF has ever seen.And you step in that ring,you will experience the most hardcore move in sports entertainment.When I lift you up and slam you on your back,you will experience the terror of the HOLLYCAUST.

Now on to the Crippled Chris Benoit.You may be able to cripple many men,but you ain't gonna cripple me.I see you in the ring,and you have that grin with a missing tooth.What did you do,slam your head against the wall,and took out your teeth.man,you even look as ugly as Stevie's domb happy face pic.Well Benoit,I do respect you as you do me,but in that ring,it's all business.I don't care if I have to go through you,Crock,Stevie,my cousin Crash,or anybody in this whole f'n fed.No matter who I gotta go through,I am gonna become UWF next world heavyweight champ.And there is not a damn thing nobody can do about it.



When it comes all to it,you are dealin with the big talker in the game today.And those who want to talk smack back,will get smack.I talk trash and back it up,HARDCORE STYLE.Come in this ring,and you are about to find out what Hardcore is all about.

*Hardcore Holly leaves the ring and goes back in his locker room.*

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