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Date Posted: 23:13:53 07/10/00 Mon
Author: Stevie Richards
Subject: A Match for the Ages

::the usual image appears on the screen



The Original, Stevie Richards walks down the ramp. He has an ice tea in one hand and a mic in the other. He goes to the ring takes a sip of ice tea and starts to speak::

This Tuesday I shall be against Hardcore Holly and Beniot. But I won't be going at it alone. I will be partnered up with the Great One. The Rock. If my memory serves me correctly the Mock/Rock Connection is undefeated. We we're an unstoppable force. And we still are. This Tuesday will be no different than any other day in the week. The Rock and I, to quote the Rock, 'will be laying the smackdown on those jambronis.
Ever since I lost my title I have been on a beat hardcore holly anywhere tour. I'm going global with this baby. Will be beating the crap out of hardcore in Paris, France. Don't worry Beniot I'm not forgetting about you. You will part of the festivities! After I'm done with hardcore. The Rock will tear you apart. Then the Mock/Rock Connection will beat on you collectively. You will feel the 'People's Elbow.' You will feel the 'Basterdizer.' And if the city of Paris is lucky they will see the 'People's kneecap for the first time live!!!'
::the fans go wild. They chant Stevie as they remember the Mock gimmick and the most electrifing kneecap in sports entertainment. Stevie takes a sip of his ice tea::
At the end of this very exciting match, the outcome will be simple. It won't surprise anyone. It will be Stevie Richards and the Rock standing over your two unconsious bodies with our hands in the air cuz we won the match. So Beniot I hope your use to losing to me. Cuz that will happen Tuesday and that will also happen when I beat you for my title the UWF World Title!!!
::the music hits and stevie leaves the ring with the fans on their feet. And that familiar picture comes on the titantron





Beniot and Holly, Have a nice day cuz it'll be your last!

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