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Its ok, i understand why you people are booing me. Your all upset that i lost my match on Tuesday and i dont blame you (Fans start booing even louder). I realize that i let all of my fans down, but i promise i will make it up to you on Friday. On the bright side..since i've been European champion, the European economy is at an all time high, its true. And thanks to me, this belt finally has some meaning to it again. You people should realize that i'm not just an American hero...i'm an international hero..its true. I requested to have the UWF do a European tour, and my request was granted. So thanks to me, you people are able to see my greatness in person. Being that i'm your champion and i always do what i can to make my fans happy, i have a very special treat for you tonight. I am going to pick a random fan out of the audience and give them the opportunity to speak to their hero.

::Kurt looks at the audience and picks a middle aged Spanish man. The man walks into the ring and shakes Kurt's hand::

Ok now im going to ask a few basic questions. My spanish is a little rusty but here it goes. (This is in English obviously, im not very good at Spanish)

Kurt: What is your name?

Man: Enrique

Kurt: Ok Enrique, what do you do for a living?

Enrique: I work as a garbage man

Kurt: A garbage man? So what your saying is you have no intergrity

Enrique:No not at a..

Kurt: (interrupting) Thats ok i thought so. Since your a garbage man, im guessing you dont have the intelligence to get a better job. But on the bright side, im sure you have some intensity. Garbage men tend to be very intense..its true. Now Enrique, what is your opinion of your European hero Kurt Angle?

Enrique: He's an asshole

Kurt: (surprised) That's exactly what's wrong with you people, you people dont have the intelligence to realize who your heroes are..it's true. Now Enrique, i know you have very little, if any, intelligence. But do you see thos stairs over there (points to the stairs at ringside), well climb them and go back to your seat.

Now on Friday, i face a man who has similar intelligence to Enrique and his name is Al Snow. Al, you've picked the worst time to challenge me for the European title. I'm coming off a very rare loss, which means im not very happy right now. Plus i guaranteed all of my fans across the world that their hero would make up for it. So Al Snow, bring all you've got because you don't stand a chance against a man...im sorry, you dont stand a chance against an icon like me. And that, my friend, is true.