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Date Posted: 14:01:29 07/14/00 Fri
Author: Perry Saturn
Subject: Re: Sit down and take notice
In reply to: Perry Saturn 's message, "Sit down and take notice" on 13:14:29 07/14/00 Fri

JR Ladies and gentleman let me introduce to you the newest member of the UWF and one tough S.O.B

PERRY SATURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....The lights go down......the crowd goes silent....


BANG....goes the pyro and on comes the Titantron.

Here comes The Man

With shades on and a leapard patten silk shirt.
Walking very focused down to the ring.
He climbs in to the ring and immediately gets on the middle turnbuckle and give the Rings of Satrun sign. The crowd goes wild.

JR What brings you here to the UWF?
Perry First off that's none of your damn business. All you need to do is shut the hell up and hold the mic.
.....I'm here with a message for everyone in the UWF....and that message is this.....There is a new player in the game and his name is Perry Saturn......anyone that wants to get in my face......stand up now and take notice........ I'm here looking for gold and I mean lots of gold.....If you have a title and you think that you are safe......think again.....I will strike somewhere, someplace, sometime it really doesn't matter, you have something I want....and I will get it

As for tonight I get to beat the HELL out of two lazy ass....over rated......wanna be supperstars....and let me tell you...I have benn looking forward to this for a long, long time.

So dont come out here telling everyone how good you think you are, because I'm just the guy to take that mic and shove it straight down your throat.
So be prepared cause when it is all said and done....one of your asses is going to be tapping out and realizing what pain.......(Staring into the camera)......IS.....ALL..........ABOUT

He gives the sign again and leave the ring.....

The crowd is in shock.

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