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Date Posted: 20:27:34 07/15/00 Sat
Author: ????
Subject: Everyone

(5...4...3...2...1...............BOOM! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Pyrotechinics fire to the top of the arena. The lights blaze blue and red. Jericho stands in the entrance way in the cross pose. He slides around to see the thousands of people standing on there feet.)

(Jericho takes his cudos coming to the ring, making sure to stop at every fan to take a picture, autograph, handshake, hug or kiss. Jericho walks up to the apron, dramaticly takes another look at the crowd at puts his left foot in the ring for the first time in a while.)

Jericho: Hello everyone, and welcome to the UJF, the Ultimate, Jericho federation. I have come back to once more grace the UJF ring with my presince, my charisma, and my attitude. I have finally returned to step foot in front of the millions upon millions of Jericho-holics. So one more time everyone, please, scream your loudest, even if you have a most horrible case of strip throat, please stand on your feet and welcom back The Iatolla of rock-n-rolla.

(The Crowd cheers while people scurry to write down Y2J on their signs and boards.)

Jericho: Thank you. Y2J has come back to the UJF not only because, its my life, and the fans live and breath Chris Jericho, but to win my gold. I have craved to put the gold around my waiste and stand before the fans as the greatest champion to ever step foot in the ring. And you can mark my words that never, eeevvvvveer again will you not see your champion kicking ass.

Jericho: It seems that the people up stairs have put Chris Jericho in a match vs. The big re, Eddie Guerrero, Rikishi how fat are you, HHH and his 2 cent hoar of a wife Stephanie by his side and the Heart Break Kid Shawn Micheals. Now I have no problem getting in the ring and kicking everyones ass, and honestly, none of them with the exception of HBK has the right to face Y2J. Would you please look to the titon tron, I have laid out some things I would like everyone in the audience, and everyone at home to see.

Jericho: Number 1, Eddie Guerrero, this latino could go screw a chuawawa and I wouldn't give a damn. His Latino heat is barely enough spark to light up a cigerratte. As far as it comes to me, this should be no problem.

Jericho: Number 2, Rikishi how fat are you, Rikishi you seem to think you can guzzle beer with the Acolytes. But heres a tip, Alchol has alot of grams of fat in it, especially the cheap cans. So if I were you I would step out of the ring for a month, walk your fat ass down the street and go to Alchol rehab.

Jericho: Number 3, HHH. This man is a very good technical wrestler, a great athlete and maybe one of the greatest srpts specticals to step in the ring today, along with myself. Now I wouldn't have a problem but if everyone here could remind me to watch out for these three things, Stephanie Mcmahon-Helmsley trying to get a free ride with the rock-n-roll express, HHH's nose, and any other of HHH's so called friends, but that shouldn't be a problem, it seems that the only friend he has right now is that Playboy he hides under the seat cushin in his car.

Jericho: Last but not least, HBK. I have not one problem with this man, he is a tough son of a bitch when it comes to this sport and right now is on top of his game. But HBK make sure you watch your back on Tuesday, people like Eddie Guerrero, Rikishi and HHH can't be trusted. But remember, I've got your back.

Jericho: So untill next time fans, remember, same Jericho channel, same Jericho time, same Jericho network. Thank you and good-night.

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