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Date Posted: 16:13:29 06/12/00 Mon
Author: Mick Foley
Subject: Foley Will Be God Once again

::The arena is alive with noise. Hundreds upon thousands of fans are here tonight. And this is just a house show. They have come to see Mick Foley, The King of Hardcore. Foley, dressed as Cactus Jack, enters the arena after his opponent, a semi-talented jobber who is now waiting in the ring. Cactus is quick to beat his opponent down, and it doesn't take long for him to have his hand raised. His opponent, after recieving a chair shot which led to Cactus' victory is still lying motionless on the ground. The jobber is bleeding profusely. It seems as though Cactus has really done a good job. A few minutes pass and Cactus' opposition is being removed from the arena by paramedics. Experts may have noticed, upon reviewing the tape, that Cactus delivered the chair shot in a very real way. The opponent was struck in the temple with the chair's edge. It seems that Cactus is going to go on a rampage. In the back, he is interviewed::

"Tomorrow, I am in a match against HBK and Kenny Shamrock. I have a couple of things to say. Now, why I am in this match, I do not know. What I do know is that those two are going to see what fighting against the King of Hardcore is like. HBK, do you see what happened to this pathetic jobber? Do you still want to go into the ring with me? Remember, you do have a history of head injuries which will no doubt ome into play. Let us think of what will happen if you get hit by a chair to the head.

::Mick pauses. Thinks.::

You will probably fall into a coma or something. As for Kenny Shamrock, the World's Most Impotent Man. I just cannot wait till the children in the crowd shout: "Oh My God, Mick's killed Kenny! WE LOVE YOU!"

But what I want to talk about is H.P.I. You guys are going to fall, and its going to be soon. Right now, I don't care about anything except for getting my hands on you and teaching you all a lesson.

Kane, Al, Show, Shammy, you guys better watch your backs, or else you are going to be doin' the J.O.B. on the big M-A-T in the sky.

Have A nice Day!

::Mick throws down the Mic. He is angry::

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