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Date Posted: 18:13:25 06/13/00 Tue
Author: Holly Cousins
Subject: Hardy Boys,Billy Gunn,and Kane read

*The Holly's music plays and Hardcore and Crash come out with the scale.The crowd boos.Hardcore badmouths the crowd and continues to walk into the ring.Hardcore and Crash get in the ring.Hardcore grabs the mic.*

Hardcore:Jerky Boys.You think you can actually beat us.I can beat you with my hand behind my backs.All we gotta do is blow and you fall down.Matt,you think your twist of fate can actually destroy me.Let me tell you something.You are messing with fate.This is a hardcore match and I am truly hardcore.I have been hardcore champion 3 times.Heck,Hardcore is even my name.Let me show you how hardcore I am.Look at the titantron!



Now as you can see,I deliver a beautiful chairshot to Mr. ASSHOLE.So Jerky boyz,I am gonna plow you with the steel chair till you bust your head through it.Now,on to MR. ASS.I got something to show you.

*Hardcore Holly shows his ass.*

Hardcore:You see,Billy,baa-baa-black sheep,I don't see why you like to kiss these all the time.I am gonna tell you something Billy Gunn,kiss my ass,you dumb fuck.I got problems with you and I am gonna challenge you to a "kiss my ass" match at the next PPV.And put that belt on the line too.

Crash:Jeff,you talk about me getting crash.Man,I WILL CRASH INTO YOU.You do not meet no where near our weight requirements and I will crush you into piece.You need to eat a couple of those doughnuts and beef up for this match.Now,Hardcore,you had you hardcore days of fame and I had mine.Hardys,look at this.



Crash:Ah,the hardcore days.I am so happy to not have to defend a hardcore titles 24/7.I finally got some sleep.But there is one thing.I MISS IT.I MISS IT A WHOLE LOT.I want to say that I want to get back into this 24/7 thing.I want to be hardcore champ again.Kane,I want a title shot at that belt on Friday's Free-For-All.I will get my belt back and whoop every ass in to all comers.Kane,I will want to fight you because you have my belt and you meet my giant weight requirement.So face me if you got the balls.

*Hardcore and Crash leaves the ring*

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