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Date Posted: 23:05:44 06/13/00 Tue
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: An Olympic Whooping

::A camera catches up to Kurt Angle,wearing a Dodgers jersey, at the new Pac Bell Stadium in San Fransisco. The Dodgers are beating the Giants 5-2 after six and a half innings. During the seventh inning stretch, Kurt gets up and speaks to the camera::
Chris Jericho, tonight we get to step into the ring once again. You're probably wondering why I'm not at the arena as we speak getting ready for the matchup. Simply put, just like the Dodgers are way out of the Giants league, I too am way out of your league. I have held almost every belt there is to hold in this fed. I would say what you've been holding, but this is a family show, something you don't seem too concerned with. Let me give you two pieces of advice. First, wear sunglasses, cause you're eyes are gonna hurt looking up at the lights, cause you're gonna be on your back the WHOLE match, it's true, it's true. Second, tone down your language. As a hero to our nation, especially our nation's youth, I don't enjoy people that need to be vulger. If you feel the need to use stong language, you can refer to that part of a person's anotomy as their "toosh."
::With that Kurt sits back down and watches Kevin Brown pitch a one, two, three seventh inning::

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