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Date Posted: 23:13:09 06/17/00 Sat
Author: Blue Meanie
Subject: A Blue Champion!!

The meanie's music starts and the fans go wild!! They look towards the ramp and the meanie doesn't come out. They wonder where he is. Then his image appears on the titantron and they go wild for the next IC Champ.

"Hello, everyone your savior is here. And he is on a mission. A mission to save everyone from the everyday monotony of Chris Beniot. I'm here to shut this little baby up for good. This little kid has been walking around here like he's 'King Shit'!! You just have to remove one word from that title and it'll describe beniot. And for the benefit of beniot, cuz he's not that brite, I'll tell him which word describes him. "shit" The man stinks up the ring. He's monotone mic work and wrestling."

He does beniot impression.
"Well I'm going to hit you with a head-butt, and a.aa..aa. suplex and my move the cripler crossface!! Thats the only 3 moves I know but I'll still wine. Cuz I'm da Crippla. And you will feel my wrapth or is it wrath? Who cares I only had 3rd grade education anyway. Well, i'm going to beat you on Tuesday...uh....yeah."

The fans are laughing like crazy.

"Thank You, Thank You, I'll be here all week and don't forget to tip your waiter.
Beniot, tuesday I will hit you with a good variety of moves. It will be entertaining to the audience, they will love to see you get beat repeatedly by more than 3 moves. maybe 5 but I can guarantee you that It'll be more than 3. Oh yeah, One other thing. Don't respond to me by just coping me. Be original for once in your life. And when you will, you'll never and I mean never be the same again!!"

The the titantron goes off and the fans are still cheering for their favorite meanie. And they can't wait for tuesday when the Blue Meanie beats chris beniot

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