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Date Posted: 12:39:02 06/18/00 Sun
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: Who wants the Dudley's anyway?

::Kurt Angle comes down to the ring with his trademark smile, a Cincinnati Reds Ken Griffey jersey, and a mic, as the "wonderful" people of Seattle give Kurt a "warm" reception::
Welcome, fine people of Seattle!!!
::The crowd actually cheers for this one::
I just came out here to address an issue about stables and the Dudley Boys. Now first, the Dudleys, why should we have even thought of inviting you into our stable. To be a member of It's True you need intelligence, however, just like the people in Seattle, you two are inbred morons. It's true, it's true!
::The crowd begins to boo harshly, even throwing trash at their Olympic hero::
You know, I don't mean to veer off topic, but I have noticed that most of you here have better arms than you're quaterback, John Kitna. That's not saying much, because I've seen high schoolers that can complete more passes, but I just thought you might like that complement.
::The crowd continues to boo and throw trash, but one particularly drunk audience member, who happens to be wearing a Kitna jersey jumps the barrier, and runs into the ring. Kurt sees him and gives him the Olympic Slam, and applies the Crossface Chickenwing until security takes the man away::
Anyway, back to The Dudley Boys. Besides not being very intelligent, we already have THE best tag team in the history of the UWF, and the current number one contenders, Edge and Christian. So Dudley's, you are definately not It's True material, it's true, it is. Finally, Mr. Buttocks, you dare call It's True disorganized? You seem to be fueding with a member of you're own stable. If that's not disorganized, I don't know what is. And speaking of lack of intelligence, you come out here saying that the 3D is the most dangerous move in the UWF, but The Dudleys already changed it to The Corporate Death Drop. I just thought I'd give you guys something to think about. I'll check back in a week to give you guys the time you need to come up with a good comeback. Thank you.
::Kurt gives one more majestic wave to the crowd, and walks up to the ramp under partly cloudy skies, with a chance of trash showers::

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