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Date Posted: 12:05:13 06/19/00 Mon
Author: Crash Holly
Subject: The big red retard

*After Kane finishes his last sentence,Crash looks around the crowd and puts his hands on his waist.*



Crash:Kane,do not make me come up,there you retard.You think that you can actually skin me alive.Well,you want hell,I will take you to hell.In this ring in our match.I am gonna put a flaming tablein the ring and I will light your ass on fire.I siad it once,and I will say it again.I am the houdini of hardcore.You may be king of hardcore,but I will dethrone you.And right now,I will show you what THIS HOUDINI OF HARDCORE HAVE UP HIS SLEEVE.Let's see.Bam!Well, will you look at that I got a trashcan.I got a hatchet to,Candy Kane.I will chop your sympathethic,crazy,sweet as into Reese's Pieces.Nowwhat else is in here.Ah,a broomstick.I know your witch of a mama needs this to fly around in the night,but you know what?I am just gonna crack this over that thick skull of yours.Next,I will set up a table like so and light it on fire like so and drive your sorry excuse for a hardcore champ through this table.What else is in this trashcan.Ah,my famous fire extinguisher!I would normally use it on your face,but since you will run with fire coming out of your ass like Cartman and running like a fag,I will stick this up ass and fill you up with gas.Then,when you are filled with gas,you will do something that describes you very well,BLOW!And then,when this trash can is empty,I will stuff you in this trash can like the bag of crap trash you are,and throw you out into the dumpster.Then,I will chian it up and roll it of this stage.And I leave you in a bloody mess,and I will leave away with the hardcore title.Then,Kane,you will regret the day that you will crash into me.

*Crash Holly Leaves the ring.*

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