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Date Posted: 00:55:53 06/30/00 Fri
Author: Edge and Christian
Subject: Tag Titles

::The lights start to fade and then Edge's music starts to play over the speakers. The crowd starts booing immediately::

Christian: Greetings to all of our fans in Dallas!!! As you people are well aware, this is the home of several sports teams that all have 1 thing in common...they all suck!!! The Dallas Cowboys, America's most wanted team. They're all convicts and Deion Sanders was the smartest Cowboy of all, he left!! The Dallas Mavericks...when was the last time this time finished above .500? The exception to is the Dallas Stars, they are a very good NHL team. You see, they wait till the end of the year to suck as bad as the other teams here in Dallas.

Edge: Well not all teams from this state suck. Look at the Texas Rangers and Houston Astros who won their respective divisions last year!!

Christian: Umm Edge, they're both in dead last right now.

Edge: Really? Well i guess they do suck then. In that case, it must feel great for all of you to have heroes such as us and Kurt Angle here in Dallas this evening!! A city with as many inbred hooligans as this should cherish this day. But anyway, for those with the benefit of flash photography...Christian and I will unveil a brand new pose for 5 seconds. This is our dedication to the sports teams here in Dallas

::Christian is wearing a New Jersey Devils jersey and Edge is wearing a Dallas Stars Jersey. Christian starts celebrating and holds a fake Stanley Cup while Edge starts crying::

Christian: Ok that was beautiful and the pleasure was all yours (pointing to the fans). Now on Friday we get our shot at tag team gold against Al Snow and Kane.

Edge: Al and Kane, you guys have had the belts long enough and needless to say..the value of those belts has been greatly tarnished. Christian and I are ready to become champions and bring those tag belts back to prosperity where they belong.

Christian: That's right. Al Snow, you have a guy that used to talk to a head..and hes the brains of that tag team!!! Then you have Kane, who was too scared to even show up last Tuesday in his scheduled match against us. Well Kane, whether or not you show up doesn't really matter. Me and Edge have gold written all over us. Our crowning as tag team champions is inevitable. This fed and these people NEED us as champions because we are role models for everyone to look up to.

Edge: Thats absolutely right. So to all you fans, we thank you for your continued support and we'll win this one for you...what the hell am i saying? We'll win this one for us, It's True, and The McMahons'.

::Edge and Christian leave to more heel heat as the fans continue to despise their cockiness::

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