VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 18:29:49 06/30/00 Fri
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: HBK, European belt

::Kurt Angle is standing in a classroom in a suit and tie and professor glasses on. What is wrong with the Olympic Hero?::
Edge, Christian, good luck tonight. These people in Dallas aren't worthy to see the two of you take the belts tonight, but it will be their privilege to see you triumph. I however, have some important business to attend to. As Big Show pointed out, Shawn Michaels was wrong to call Europe a country. I can only imagine the disgrace this great continent felt at that ignorant comment, so I will try to disspell this myth. First I'd like to go over the difference between a country and a continent.
::Kurt writes the two words on the blackboard::
A country is ONE nation state. A continent is a GROUP of nation states, or countries, in one regional area. There are about 170 countries, while there are only 7 continents, Europe being one of the seven. To give the moronic Shawn Michaels and his "kin" here in Texas an example, Great Britain, France, Iceland, and Germany are all countries. They make up Europe, a continent. Finally, let me provide a visual example.
::Kurt walks over to a map::
Noticed the countries I mentioned, on the continent of Europe.
::Kurt walks over to the teacher's desk and sits on top of it. He takes off his glasses::
Ladies and gentlemen, I am just as appalled as all of you about this incident. As a former European champion, and an expert on this great continent, I feel it is my duty to reclaim the European title. Kudos to you Big Show for sticking up for the fine people you represent. It won't be personal when we get in the ring. It will be for Pierre in Versaille, and Gunther in Berlin. Heck, it will even be for Sven in Sweden. The point is your Olympic Hero is the only person in this fed that can truly represent such a great continent, it's true, it's true. But tonight I take only the first step in that goal. Val Venis, I respect you. Granted you are a filthy, disgusting, porn star, but everyone makes poor choices. The point is, you are a good wrestler, but I must beat you, again not for me, but for Europeans everywhere. Finally, HBK, Shawn Michaels, do everyone a favor. Don't show up for your match tonight. You don't belong there. The only reason you're in the match tonight is because Al Snow assaulted me worse. But more importantly, don't show up, because you don't deserve to represent Europe.
::Kurt puts his glasses back on and starts to read a book as the scene fades::

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-5
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.