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Date Posted: 14:50:15 07/03/00 Mon
Author: Meanie, Snow
Subject: It's True


::After Big Show and Stevie Richards had their promo there are several boring matches at one of the UWF’s many house shows. Nobody really pays attention to any of them. When
Blue Meanie’s music hits they all get to their feet and cheer. Meanie dances his way down to the ring to a great crowd reaction and he gets into the ring. He waits for his partner to show up. The new HPI theme hits over the speakers and Al Snow comes out to a lot of heel heat with a decent pyrotechnic display in the background. He carries Woody, his 2X4. He grabs a mic::

Al - Things really were going good. Hurting People Incorporated was a force with several belts, me, Kane, and Show were getting along great, and it looked like things were only getting better. Things have definately changed since then. Well ya know what!?

::Al looks like he is ready to blow up. He is raising his voice almost to the point of shouting. Meanie grabs the mic from him.::


Meanie - Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down Al! Things aren't really that bad. Yeah, we've lost our titles. Yeah, we have to fight together even though we're only used to beating the hell out of eachother. Things are not over yet though. We're going to work together and the HPI and Job Squad are going to start kicking some ass! Now what do you say we forget all this yelling and screaming and do a little dance!? I know you know how to have fun, you were a member of the Job Squad at one time.

::Meanie does a little shuffle and it looks like he is ready to dance. He hands the mic to Al::

Al - Meanie, I didn't really look at it that way...You're right, things can only get better!

::A strange little tune comes over the speakers. There's no way really to really describe it. Al and Blue Meanie seem to like it however. Both of them start dancing up a storm, but neither one of them has any rythm whatsoever. They both look slightly foolish, but they both look to enjoy themselves.::

Meanie - Phew! Al, that reminds me of the good ol' times when you were in the Job Squad. Now I'm thirsty from all that dancing!

::Meanie goes to the edge of the ring and somebody hands him an ice tea. Al's face suddenly gets filled with rage and he smacks the ice tea out of Meanie's hand.::

Al - NO ICE TEA!!!! Most of the reason I left the f#cking Job Squad was because of you and your infernal ice tea!!! I can not stand the stuff!! Get it away from me. We're done with the dancing. Tomorrow we face It's True. I have a score to settle with all three of them. Edge and Christian stole my tag team belt with help from that idiot Angle. Angle, remember last time we met? Let me refresh your memory...you bled, a lot. We've faced eachother several times and I have dominated. The three of you will go down hard, it does not matter that it is three on two. It's f$cking true!

::Al drops the mic and leaves the ring to a loud booing. Meanie picks up some pieces of the shattered glass that once held his ice tea. He does not look very happy. He grabs the mic that Al dropped.::

Meanie - Well I guess Al is not much of an ice tea fan...hmph! He's right though...Kurt Angle, Edge, Christian, we're going to have to destroy you. It's the only way we can begin our climb back to the top. It's true, it's true.

::Meanie leaves to a much better reaction then Snow left too.::

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