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Date Posted: 23:28:47 07/03/00 Mon
Author: Stevie Richards
Subject: HERE'S JOHNNY!!!

::the arena is silent after hearing all the stupid shit the corporation and DX was talking. But then the fireworks go off and the music goes on and the fans go crazy. Their champ, their favorite, Stevie Richards is on his way. He comes out with a cooler. He doesn't look rightl. He looks like he lost his mind. He makes it to the ring and he grabs the mic and starts to spew the truth::

I'm back! Hello everyone this is Stevie Richards. I'm a man on a mission so I'll start with business. I have a lot of people to talk to so I'll start right now. First is Beniot
Beniot...::Stevie laughs uncontrolably. He rolls on the ground laughing:: Beniot, the only way you could of beaten me is by cheating. You had papa shango do your dirty work. You proclaim your the best dam world champion. You haven't won a match fairly since 'Alf' was on TV. You can't do anything else. You fail in everything you do. You fail in getting the IC title. You got the title the only way you could, by having someone else do it. So your a failer. You will fail as champion and you will never have an original thought in that little ugly head of yours. And if you have the balls, you should give me a shot at my title. Unless your...chicken. Just respond your usual way. Say YOu'll give me that crippla crossface and head butt and all that other jazz. Say your a wolverine and that your the best wrestler in the fed. But your not. Your a corporate kissass with low self esteam and no balls. How about it? Let's make it a little exciting something for the fans. A hell in the cell match. You and me and no one else. I don't give a shit where it is. It could be in your imaginary place of Atlanta Florida. I don't care. I'll just give you a beating. And take that title away from you with no interference. How about it, Dam Worst Champ in the World?

Enough about you now, Hollys you better not show up this Tuesday cuz it will be life threatening. The Surgeon general says if you get withing 50 ft of the Job Squad and HPI you will receive the biggest beating of your life and will end up in the hospital. Like that little shit Shango. So prepare...

Now this goes for everyone. There is a Revolution coming to this fed. The Job Squad and HPI are here and taking numbers. Body tag numbers. We are here to raise hell and bring excitement here. Just get ready everyone the Revolution will commence soon.

Al Snow, to solidify this union i will give a toast.

::reaches into the cooler and takes out and ice tea, and then reaches in and takes a sprite out.::

I know you don'te like ice tea so here you go buddy. Sprite. On me.

::the music hits and the man walks back into the locker room with the cooler::

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