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Date Posted: 13:24:06 07/04/00 Tue
Author: Kurt Angle
Subject: Corporate Cookout

::After one of the evening's matches, JR says, we now go to footage recorded earlier today. We see Kurt Angle standing at a grill, with an apron and a chef hat on. All around his yard are American flags and party decorations::
Welcome to my Fourth of July, Corporate Cookout. Nobody has shown up yet, but I'm expecting my new friends any minute now.
::Kurt finishes flipping the burgers and barbecue chicken, closes the grill, and sits down at the picnic table. He poors himself some lemonade::
You're probably wondering why Your Olympic Hero is throwing a Fourth of July cookout. First, who better than an American hero to throw a party for our nation's birthday, it's true, it's true. Second, I have wrestled on many occasions with some members of The Corporation, and I just wanted to say there were no hard feelings. This is my way of saying thank you to Vince especially for inviting me back into the Corporate fold. And finally, It's True still needs to come up with strategy for tonight's match against Al Snow or Blue Meanie. Oh hell, who am I kidding, we're gonna start celebrating our victory early. No offense guys, but you couldn't beat It's True on a regular day, but do you honestly think you could beat us so close to Canada Day. Edge and Christian are so Canadian that they have maple syrup instead of blood pumping through their veins. And just like they are heroes to Canadians everywhere, today is my nation's birthday, and you can't beat Captain America on the Fourth of July, it's true, it's true.
Finally, just so that none of you get the wrong idea and think that just any rif raf can come to this very exclusive party, I'd just like to alert you to my security arrangements. First, there is a bouncer at the door checking ID's, and just in case you get through him, I have snipers posted all around this area. If you are not in the Corporation, you are not invited. If you come here uninvited, you will be shot, and killed, it's true, it's true.
::The camera pans the yard, and the outline of several snipers can be seen on various rooftops. Kurt sure takes Fourth of July seriously. As the camera shows the snipers, Kurt yells up to them::
Hey boys, remember, no intruders, you get those bonus burgers!!!
::Kurt then looks directly at the camera::
And finally on a serious note, I'd just like to wish our great nation a Happy Birthday, and to all of you out there, you don't deserve to live in such a great nation. And as for the people in Hartford, I'm ashamed for our nation that you are a part of us. You people signify everything that is wrong in today's world, and you don't deserve to see an Olympic hero, especially on a day like this.
::Kurt walks back over to the grill to take care of the food. What will happen next?::

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