Date Posted:18:41:28 07/27/00 Thu Author: KANE Subject: Re: Perry Saturn! In reply to:
Perry Saturn
's message, "Re: Perry Saturn!" on 18:21:30 07/27/00 Thu
Kane stares back at Saturn:
"I'm glad you could make it out here Saturn, after getting the whooping of a lifetime last we met! After the hellish slugfest of our last pay per view match, I'm sure you are just ACHING to get back in that ring and dish out some punishment of your own."
"Well, I have an offer for you! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!!! There isn't going to be a rematch tonight. I have other plans on my mind!"
"After trading blows back and forth in our last match, I have come to respect you. NO ONE... has been able to stay in the ring with me for so long, and keep bringing it like you did. I have an announcement to make to all the UWF!!! I am starting a NEW stable, 'PUNISHMENT, INC.' (PI) which is going to take the UWF by storm, and overthrow the existing stables! I can think of no better person to be my General of this Army of Darkness- than YOU, PERRY SATURN! Together we can assemble the most hard core bad asses this federation has EVER seen!"
"This offer to join PUNISHMENT, INC. is open to anyone in the UWF who has the guts to tryout."
