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Date Posted: 13:08:44 02/16/03 Sun
Author: Pornographer... of the Future!
Subject: Re: In this thread, we make a prediction on when Ben will return
In reply to: The Schimmylarion 's message, "In this thread, we make a prediction on when Ben will return" on 05:02:03 02/16/03 Sun

>I guess... December 25th, 2004.
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>-- Schimmy

No, no. He will not make his glorious return until March 27th, 2005, whereupon he will immediately reinstate the hidden porn section. The first juicy selection will be of future model Kim "Fongalacongas*" Sullivan. The model will have flowing red hair and sport a lovely lovely bust. However, Spinner! and Louey Louey OPENsores will insist her left breast is a little lopsided, if not completely disproportionate to her remaining teet. Pus Monkey will insist this slight unevenness to be merely a mistake of the viewer, not the model, and assure us her jugs are quite even and lovely indeed, having seen them in person. Pus Monkey will then hurl the feces.

All this and more...from the future!

--Porn

* "fongalacongas" will become the uber hip sland term for breasts sometime in mid-2004.

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  • Re: In this thread, we make a prediction on when Ben will return -- Souffle of Pain, 23:59:28 02/16/03 Sun
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