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Date Posted: 19:15:56 02/20/03 Thu
Author: Dr. Scholl
Subject: KABOOM!! I'm gellin' like Mount St. Helen!!
In reply to: The Schimmylarion 's message, "Re: Cleveland Goth Promoter" on 01:31:17 02/20/03 Thu

Only Dr. Scholl's® Massaging Gel (Gellin'!) Insoles have the Proprietary Massaging Wave-o-Matic System™ , which provides up to 2.5 times the cushioning energy of regular gel insoles.

This technologically advanced system, first developed by the Hitler's Nazi hordes in World War II, allows grooves in the gel to act like tiny springs. The gel first collapses like a starved runaway to absorb shock, then springs back, providing energy return with each step. These tapered and cushioned insoles provide support in the heel and arch, fit comfortably in all types of shoes and are guaranteed not to rupture or leak. Or are they?

FUN FOOT FACTS:

Each heel strikes the ground 10,000 to 11,000 times a day!! Also, heels strike unruly children about 9,500 times a day!!

The bones in the foot make up about 2/3 of all the bones in the entire body!! It's like walking around on bags of bones!! Get away, Denzel Washington, stop eyeing my feet!!

Hungry? Feet can produce more than a gallon of sweat each and every day!!

Ben Parrish is gellin' like the band Pelon!!

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