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Date Posted: 10:44:55 06/20/02 Thu
Author: Sperm That Was Two Away From The One That Became Tiger Woods
Subject: Re: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
In reply to: Sperm That Was Right Next To The One That Became Tiger Woods 's message, "DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" on 15:16:58 06/19/02 Wed

Look, man, you only have yourself to blame. Let me set the scene for the rest of you.

I was ejaculated out of Earl Woods' penis and WELL into the lead. due to the fact that a bunch of mutant, idiot sperm (that are normal in any batch) started trying to go the other way. I laughed at them and continued.

Well, from out of NOWHERE comes this other fucking jerkoff. He pushes me in the direction of the the labia and I'm all, "WTF?" Well, I wasn't going to let a pushy little fuck like that stop me from my destiny. It took a while, but I eventually caught up and passed him. And what does he do? He BITES MY FLAGELLUM OFF. Out of pure spite! While he's doing that, the one that eventually became Tiger says, "hey, scuse I, 'coming' through -- so to speak" and makes contact with the egg.

So fuck you, you fucking shit-for-brains. If you weren't so damned bitter we could have BEEN somebody.

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