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Date Posted: 01:33:42 09/01/02 Sun
Author: Robb
Subject: Re: Well, that'll just about do it for me and burgers.
In reply to: Ben 's message, "Re: Well, that'll just about do it for me and burgers." on 00:38:41 09/01/02 Sun

>>Thanks, man. That was miserably disgusting. I'm off
>>cheeseburgers! Thankee!!
>>
>>--R.
>
>What the fuck are you talking about? That is Ben's
>Famous Double Cheeseburger, the finest burger in LA!
>
>What the fuck is your problem?

I'll tell you what my problem is, Bennie -- that cheeseburger is out of focus! And therefore disgusting!!


OK, it's not disgusting for that reason at all. You want to know the reason? It's because of the fucking rogue's gallery of human beeftards that you've paraded around the BBS in its history. That big fat black guy. That one muttonchopped pork soldier who dropped the 386 you sold him. I couldn't even look at our dear, departed, and altogether dead ex-friend Clash the same way due to what came before. You've managed to turn me into Pavlov's rat: due to sweat and toil on your part I now associate EVERYTHING in that spot with the very worst that mankind has to offer.

That, sir, is my "fucking problem."

--R.

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