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Date Posted: 12:00:26 04/16/02 Tue
Author: Large Intellectual Gibbon With A Toe Infection
Subject: Re: NEEDS MORE TANGERINE
In reply to: The "Needs More" Guy 's message, "NEEDS MORE TANGERINE" on 11:44:47 04/15/02 Mon

>NEEDS MORE TANGERINE!
>NEEDS MORE TIJUANA JOE!
>NEEDS MORE GSDGSD!
>NEEDS MORE ROODY YOGURT!
>
>AND YES, NEEDS MORE cowbell

Is this really appropriate? In bulletin boards I care to frequent, the clientelle usually takes a little more time in the areas of ensuring proper punctuation and sentence structure.

It's really quite a lovely day out today, and I would be enjoying it to the hilt were it not for this nagging toe infection. I believe I acquired it while lounging about in my "play cage", when one of my lesser "colleagues" chances to throw a crumpled soft drink can at me, a can left no doubt by one of the unfortunate array of uncouth, uneducated, boorish, glaring spectators who slink along the trail outside my home. I really do not care for them.

If not for the solace of my "Masters of Literature" collection and psychology study group, I really do not know how I would cope.

At any rate, I bid you all a fair afternoon.

Sincerely,

The Large Intellectual Gibbon With A Toe Infection

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  • Re: NEEDS MORE TANGERINE -- Tell-All Journal Entries from a 13-year old Girl, 22:56:49 04/25/02 Thu
  • Re: NEEDS MORE TANGERINE -- The "Needs More" Guy, 13:22:38 04/26/02 Fri
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