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Date Posted: 00:36:04 05/01/02 Wed
Author: Slutty Margaret
Subject: Re: HAPPY CLASH DAY!
In reply to: pinback 's message, "HAPPY CLASH DAY!" on 23:10:01 04/30/02 Tue

So I'm wiping this guy's spooge off of my tits in the bathroom, and from the bedroom I hear, "Hey, what is this?" So I'm all, "What, you mean the 2002 FAR/AIMs? As pilots, we are required to keep up on all of the recent changes in aviation regulations." And he's all, "No, this website." I'm all, "What the fuck?"

Anyway, after I wipe the last of the jizz into the sink and change my contacts (god, I HATE it when it gets in your eyes), I go in and he's all, "Who is Clash?"

I'm all, "Oh, he is like the greatest web author of our times. I read him every day. You should too, you'd like him."

Then he's all, "Yeah, great -- hey, I'm ready to go again."

I'm like, FUCK, I am pretty goddamn worn out by this time, but I figure there's no other way to get him out of my house, so I'm all, "Yeah, whatever."

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  • Re: HAPPY CLASH DAY! -- Clash (NOT FAKE), 00:40:56 05/01/02 Wed
  • Re: HAPPY CLASH DAY! -- pinback, 00:41:31 05/01/02 Wed
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