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Date Posted: 21:50:09 06/11/02 Tue
Author: THE DENVER DEMON, SUPERHERO, DDS
Subject: PLZ SEND HELP AND WATER FAST OH DEAR GOD
In reply to: Robb 's message, "Re: Hey, happy fuckin' birthday, man" on 21:45:59 06/11/02 Tue

FOR THE SWEET MERCY OF CHRIST, PLEASE SEND WATER FAST!

WE ARE BURNING ALIVE HERE! THOUSANDS OF ACRES HAVE BURNED AWAY INTO NOTHINGNESS! OH DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! IS THIS HOW MY BELOVED STATE IS REPRESENTED TO THE REST OF THE UNION?! OH DEAR GOD! OH NO! THE BURNING! THE HEAT! CAN'T... CAN'T QUITE STAND IT... UNBEARABLE... OH, CRUEL IRONY, THAT ONE NAMED THE DENVER DEMON, WHO HAS CHAMPIONED SO MANY CAUSES FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF COLORADO (I EVEN VOTED "YES" ON THE MARIJUANA BILL, CLASH, YOU FUCKING ADDICT) WOULD ULTIMATELY BE DEFEATED BY THE VERY... YES, HELLFIRE... THAT SO ADORNED MY COSTUME!!! AARGH! THE AGONY! PLEASE SEND H20 QUICKLY! IN ANY FORM! WATER! PRESSURIZED LIQUID TANKS! DRINKING WATER! EVIAN! COPIES OF THAT HALL AND OATES RECORD WITH "MANEATER" AND "ONE ON ONE" ON IT! WE NEED HELP! NOW!!!

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