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Date Posted: 20:20:20 10/29/01 Mon
Author: Slutty Margaret
Subject: Re: I accept your apology.
In reply to: GAYBOT 's message, "Re: I accept your apology." on 19:18:21 10/29/01 Mon

>MORE TIT-FUCKING BASED CONTENT PLEASE!

I love having my tits fucked. The only problem is the big dark bruises on my chin, so whenever I go to work, everyone is all up in my face like, "Hey, Margaret, did you fall down and hit your chin again for the third time in the last week?"

And I'm all like, "No, idiot. The pulsing purple head of this guy's cock was slamming into my chin all night while he was fucking my tits. Damn, I wish I had asked him his name."

And they all, "Margaret, you are really slutty."

So I'm all, "Why the hell do you think they call me Slutty Margaret?"

Then they all like, "Get back to work, we're about to land."

And I'm all, "No shit, idiot, I'm flying the goddamn plane."

Then I go on the PA and I'm all like, "Well, we should be on the ground in about fifteen minutes, so I'm going to turn on the Fasten Seatbelt sign and ask that you remain seated for the remainder of the flight. On behalf of myself and the entire Delta family, I want to wish you a wonderful evening here in Des Moines, or wherever your final destination may be, and if your plans call for air travel in the future, we hope you'll keep Delta in mind."

Then I get on the radio and I'm all, "Des Moines tower, Delta 928 at the outer marker ten mile final."

Then they're all like, "Delta 928 cleared for landing runway two-six left."

And I'm all, "Roger."

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