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Date Posted: 19:45:56 02/23/00 Wed
Author: Jeff "The Rage" Matthews
Subject: Justin Tense Read





"Enter Sandman" plays over the PA system. The fans pop and relise it's Jeff "The Rage" Matthews w/ Valerie. They walk out about half way and stop in the middle of the entry ramp. Jeff Matthews had a microphone in his hand and he then begins to speak.


Jeff Matthews:
Alright Justin Tense, I guess that the prez changed our match. It is even better than I thought. This time, it's not a Last Man Standing Match. But it is now nonother than a Stairway to Hell Match. That makes it even better. You see Justin Tense, this Thursday, like I said last night when I was out here, your going to be the one to go down. But this time it is a Stairway To Hell Match which means your going down about 20 times harder. So, Justin Tense, when I grab that Kendo Stick that is going to be hanging from the top of the Hardcore Wrestling Federation arena. This Thursday you going to have instent bruises up and down your back in the shape of the Kendo Stick. Not only will you have bruises, but you will have dents on your back along with many more of your body parts that are going to be hit with the Kendo Stick. Justin Tense, when I climb that ladder, and grab that kendo stick, you better beware because at that moment I am going to come to you with the kendo stick in hand..and I am going to then just beat the living crap out of your @$$ wether you like it or not. So, Justin Tense, when I am done climbing the ladder, grabbing the kendo stick and beating you down with it..all I then have to do is..pin you 1..2..3. Justin, this Thursday in-front of about 30,000 Jeff "The Rage" Matthews fans at Hardcore Thursday Night, your going to get you butt kciked not only by my hands..but by the kendo stick. When I go up to grab the kendo stick, I will make sure that you are pretty much knoked out cold, so I have just enough time to taunt your sorry @$$, and also enough time to climb rung, by rung, by damn rung, to where I can grab the kendo stick, make my way down the ladder, and then that's where the fun starts for me and the fans and the pain for you when I start you beat you all the way back down to the ground to where I can turn you over, pin you and then at that time, you can just count on the referee to count to 3. At that time, I can then celebrate my victory with the lovely Valerie, and myself. So Justin Tense, beprepared for a two black eyes, a broken left and right arm, also a broken right and left leg, and a few fractured ribs and a minor concusion. Your fisrt match here in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation is going to be absolutly nothing but he**. So, Justin Tense, I hope your ready for a even more brudle, bloody match that you have ever, ever had do to the power, of "The Rage".

Justin Tense, all I have to say to you is be prepared, because this match is going to be atleast 30 minutes long unless I knock you out when I do the first move on you. So Justin Tense, I hope that last snetence made you pee your pants, because right befor our match, I bet they will show up on the titon tron yellow stuff running right down your leg. And if that happens,I can garuntee you that..that will not be the only humiliation on you that night, nor the rest of your ardcore Wrestling Federation career. Justin Tense, tomorrow night, which comes Hardcore Thursdaay Night, your going to go down by the hands, the power and the furie of "The Rage". So Justin Tense, I hope you are prepared as much as I am to step into the ring at Hardcore Thursday Night tomorrow, in a match you know you are going to lose, and knowing it is one of my favorites..a Stairway to Hell Match. Justin Tense, I have just recieved message that you made the stipulation, and changed it to a Stairway to Hell Match. I have a comment to you on that making that stipulatoin. Guess what? That stipulation is or was a very bad choice for you. A Stairway TO Hell Match is one of "The Rage's" favorite. And that means if I like it, that means you go down by me. Like I said, when I climb that ladder and grab that kendo stick, that is going to be when all hell brakes loose in the Staples Center tomorrow night, which is the home of my favorite basketball team..the Los Angelas Lakers. So, Justin Tense, tomorrow I am going to ask you how you are feeling...and you will say Justin Pain. That's funny huh. Okay, back to business. Justin Tense, this Thursday on Hardcore Thursday Night, your going to down do to the hands of "The Rage".

Justin Tense, this Thursday, I can't wait to step in the ring with you and climb up the ladder, grab the kendo stick beat you down with it, and then make your first debut match here in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation absoulty nothing but hell. So, Justin Tense, this Thursday, beware, beware, because you will not survive atleast thirty seconds in the ring with Jeff "The Rage" Matthews. So Justin Tense, I hope your ready, because I am, and when I am ready, you go down no matter what happens in the middle of the ring tomorrow night at Hardcore Thursday Night in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Do to our match, I garuntee you Hardcore Thursday Night is going to have atleast a 9.5 rating, so to only our match. Justin, Justin Justin. I know you think your going to make your debut match a winning one, but all I have to say to that is that you have another thing coming and come tomorrow night
your going to nothing but get your rear-end kicked with two ladders and a kendo stick in front of 30,000 screaming and yelling Jeff "The Rage" Matthews. You will not survive your first match tomorrow, and come tomorrow night, your history do to the power of "The Rage". Justin Tense this hursday you are going to go threw nothing but he** and your debut match is going to end the excact opposite of what you think and that is going down and going down very very hard. So Justin Tense all there is left to say is good luck because your going to need it every single time I punch, kick, and hit you with a whole mess of weapons, that will take place at ringside. So Justin Tense, this Thursday, or should I say tomorrow your going to get your @$$ kicked, and a can of whoop @$$ is going to be opened all over the Stapels Center in Los Angelas, California. So, Justin Tense, all "The Rage must say now, id GOOD LUCK. Now Peace out, and Justin you better hit the gym..or has time come down to fast and you now only have a couple hours until you get your @$$ kicked.


Jeff "The Rage" Matthew's music begins and he drops the microphone on the entry ramp. He then takes Valerie's hand and they then start to walk to the back as the camera fades for a cmmoercial brake.

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