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Date Posted: 18:51:23 02/27/00 Sun
Author: PiRoNa
Subject: PiRoNa Speaks........... {Short} Not much time

{A Jobber Match is going on when all of a sudden "PiRoNa's Bite" hits over the loud speaker. The crowd pops as PiRoNa walks out with an Establishment Shirt on. PiRoNa slides in the ring and looks at the jobbers. They both charge after PiRoNa. PiRoNa Double Clotheslines both of them. PiRoNa spears one of them and Superkicks the other. He stacks the two jobbers ontop of each other. He climbs to the top rope and nails a PiRoNa Splash onto both of them. PiRoNa tosses them out and grabs a mic.}

PiRoNa: PIRONA ROCKIN' CCCLEEVVVEELANDDD!!! Well eWo you actually thought I would stay with you scrubs? Well you found out different. I am of course with the Establishment. Like I would stay away from them for long? HAHA!!! So eWo you really suck now. You are really going down. So here is the sequel to the nWd. Last for a little then fall for a while. And I am going to help make that fall. I am going to help take out the eWo. And of course the PTP. I have almost done it before and I will again. I am back and I am feeling good. Now I wanna talk a little about somebody I really don't need or want to fight. This Monday I am fighting...D-Von Dudley. I know it's terrible but it is an easy advance to the European Title. This tournament is as easy as breathing. And D-Von the chances of you winning are worse than the chances of God coming to play tennis with you. You have a better chance at swallowing an elephant than beating me. In other words YOU CAN'T WIN!! You are not going to even come close to winning. You want me to tie one hand behind my back? Because I would still beat you. I could just punch you, then kick you, and then PiRoNa Splash you for the 1..2..3!! And that would be that. If you want me to I will. Just to make it a little bit of a match. Because you don't stand a chance. I know you are gods worst creation. I know you are a terrible useless wrestler. Look at you you're 500lbs. Your as slow as a snail that is dead. And you don't have any good moves. So you don't stand a chance. You can get your friend by the name of Big FatAss. Oh wait its Buh Buh Ray D..D..Dumbley. I don't care!! I will take both of you out. You both will feel the pain of me. And eWo you can come out!!! Once again I DON'T CARE!! I know you can't hurt me. I know your as weak as your grandma. So don't even bother or I will kick you and the Dudleys around the ring! Now back to you D-Von. You have not done anything good in your time in the HwF. Have you even won a match?? I don't think so. But hey if you did you fought people like Streex and Plague or whatever there names are. You are all jobbers. And D-Von just because your the size of Godzilla doesn't mean you can beat me. I'm quicker than you, smarter than you, my god I'm stronger than you. I can lift you up pretty easy. I can lift anybody up pretty easy. I'm small, strong, and DEADLY!! I can lift you up and slam you back through the ring or through the earth with your size. Because i am gonna win no matter how far I through you. I am a Hall of Fame Veteran and you are a Jobber. Great matchup there. Yeah that's even. Prez you should have let me just advance rather than fighting him. Because D-Von you are less than 24 hours away from getting killed. You will be in pain!! And I will get the best EMT's ever. Because you WILL need them. I don't think they will help your pains though. Nothing can. So I am going to murder you tommorow. D-Von try fighting your own kind. You know those special people....Jobbers. Because you are one with your Chubby Chump B..B..Buh B..Buh Ray D..D..D..Dudley. Because you can't hang with the good wrestlers. Nobody thought I could hang witht he big guys D-Von but now everybody knows. Balla said, C-Rock said, and all the other BIGGG guys know I can. I'm small but good. So D-Von don't even try to mess with me. Because you will get slaughtered. You will get pounded until I can pound no more. Because I am Da Man. Along with the Establishment. We are the best bunch of wrestlers in this fed. And you are not. Your down at the bottom of the list with GX, Jeff Matthews and people like that. But you..my god your miserable. And I will show everyone why on Monday. I will show I can beat the living hell out of Fatso. So D-Von I only have one word left to say to you...PREPARE!!!!

{PiRoNa pauses for a moment}

PiRoNa: Well onto a new topic. I want to talk about me ReJoining Establishment. It is good to eb back in teh Estbalishment. I can't trust ANYONE in the eWo. Besides they suck. I am now with a bunch of very god wrestlers who I know I can trust. I was dumb even turning on them in the first place. I shouldn't have. The eWo isn't good, and I thank Mankind for letting me back in the Establishment. I know I really did backfire on him. I am back home in the Establishment. I mean look at the eWo. They have Justin Tense. He is probobaly one of the most terrible wrestlers. He has no talent and his roleplays are the worst almost ever. He thinks he is good with his little moronic friend Simon Sanders. What kind of name is that. That is terrible. What kind of moron wants somebody named Simon Sanders at his side. Oh wait Justin Tense. He would want somebody like that. Then you have Riot. The worst man on earth. I can beat him as easy as I can D-Von. I mean he is a piece of trash. Same with Eclipse. He can't do anything and I don't know why he is even in the fed. Now Extreme is decent. Not that good though. He can be good sometimes but I think he should get out of the eWo. Stay away fromt hem because they are terrible. So all around the eWo is the worst ever. And if they ever want a piece of anybody in the Establishment bring it on. Oh I forgot about there best person in the eWo. Ryan McBain. I hate him but he is good. He has a lot of talent and I will give him that. But I hate him terribly. He hates me, too. So we hate each other. Good for us. Now Ryan McBain I want a piece of you sometime. I don't care if it is a month from now. I just want to fight you int he ring. I can't stand looking at you. I gotta make you gone forever. So if you have the balls bring it on!! I don't care what kind of match. I just want a piece of you. It will be a good match and hopefully I will win.

{PiRoNa pauses and speaks}

PiRoNa: Well I gotta wrap this up. I got places to go and people to see. So one last thing...D-Von, eWo...PREPARE...FOR A REAL...PIRONA's BITE!!

{PiRoNa tosses the mic and "PiRoNa's Bite" plays. PiRoNa walks up the ramp and stands at the top. He celebrates with the crowd and pumps them up. He pulls out a cigar and lights it. He walks to the back}





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