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Date Posted: 00:31:51 02/29/00 Tue
Author: Mark Baldwin
Subject: Reasons...






Suddenly the lights in the arena dim, the crowd goes quiet and after a few seconds a white, star shaped light appears over the HWFtron it stays there for a second then speeds out thirty or forty feet above the entrance ramp, as soon as it reaches a point high above the middle of the ring it explodes and green and orange pyro comes shooting out as "Southtown" by POD blares over the PA filling the arena! As soon as the fans here the music they stand up and begin to boo wildly, then the camera focuses on the top of the entrance way where Mark Baldwin has walked out onto and is holding a microphone

Mark Baldwin: Now I know what you all have been thinking...where's my hero? Where has he gone? Oh my God will he ever come back to the HWF? Well fear not all of my Northstar faithful {crowd boos loudly} Shhhh! Please you are ruining my moment. I realize Monday Night War was a bore with out my presence but I am back now so let the excitement resume! I know that none of you really care about Ryan McBain winning the World Championship, I'm sure you were watching that match hoping, wishing, and praying I would come down and interfere, it didn't matter to you who I interfered against, you just wanted to know and see that I was alive and well!

Crowd boos even louder as Mark Baldwin begins to unbutton his gold and grey silk shirt, then proceeds to point at his chest and midsection

Mark Baldwin: And as you can see the Northstar is alive and damn well! But enough about my absence because it is not where I have gone that is important but rather where I will go. And I think you know what's next for me, that's right on Thursday I will be in a five way match for the vacant HWF United States title, which as I understand was once held and vacated by HWF great, Ballet, I'm not sure of the significance of the name but from what I've heard this guy was a pretty good wrestler, well after Thursday you can forget about the United States title belt being wrapped around the waist of a pretty good wrestler, because after Thursday the belt will be held by THE BEST DAMN WRESTLER! But as I understand it, there are four other wrestlers who want that belt, Eclair, ScorPEON, and the original double Jays. Well I don't know about my fellow americans but I would be down right embarrassed to have either one of those guys representing the United States, why I would be so ashamed I would have to go to Canada, that's right Canada! I would rather be represented by Maple Syrup than any of those jackasses! But here's the reason why I will never have to do that and why that would-be travesty of the professional wrestling industry will never happen...

Mark Baldwin raises his index finger

Mark Baldwin: Reason number one, I will beat Eclair. Last Hardcore Thursday in a last man standing triple threat match for the peoples title between me, Eclair and Malcolm Riley, I took out Eclair in a matter of minutes, he was like ice cream between my clenched fist, so what makes him think he is going to be able to beat me on Thursday? I promise he won't and I promise he will never represent my country! So that's the first reason why I will not lose Thursday, now lets take a look at reason number two...

Mark Baldwin raises his index and middle finger

Mark Baldwin: Reason number two, I will beat the original double Jays. Actually I never even heard of these two guys until tonight, so as I always do, I did a little research and I found out that these guys are actually a tag team! And I do remember seeing a couple of interviews with a few guys named Jay, I taped 'em and now I use them when I run out of nyquil. They are the one guy with greasy, stringy black hair and the other guy with a beer belly, right? I really don't know but I don't think it will matter anyway, I'll beat their ass and that's reason enough!

Mark Baldwin raises his ring finger and his pinky which accompony the already raised index and middle finger

Mark Baldwin: Now, reasons three and four, I will beat ScorPEON. I don't really have a whole lot to say about this guy, except his first impression has brought me to the conclusion that he is an idiot for wanting to step into the ring with me, and on Thursday I'm gonna rub all that black face paint off and add a little crimson! Reason four, wether you like it or not I am America and America is I! America is a leader and I am a leader! America screams fuck the world and I scream fuck the world! America glorifies violence and I innovate it! I'm so damn American that today, a good friend of mine, you probably know him, William Clinton wished me luck in this match, he told me he didn't want to end his eight year term with some mid-carder as the country's champion!

Mark Baldwin slowly lowers his pinky, then his index finger, then his ring finger, until only the middle finger remains erect

Mark Baldwin: Reason...number...five! This one is for all of you! All of you staff members, all of you wrestlers and all of you fans! My distain for everyone will alone take me to the victory circle! Look into these eyes because this interview is about to turn serious! I've pretty much been trying to get a laugh throughout this interview but now focus that camera dead on me because I've got something to say! For the near three weeks that I have been in this federation I've been fucking around too damn much and it has cost me some matches, matches against guys I should have beat. So this was your last glimpse at the old Mark Baldwin from this point forward the ribbing ends! As of now my true purpose for competing in the Hardcore Wrestling Federation will begin to unfold I will expose what i am here for, goals will be set and goals will be accomplished! The Northstar is leading prepare to follow!

Mark Baldwin simply drops the microphone to the mat, steps throught the ropes and makes his way up the entrance where he stops at the top, places his hands on his hips, looks out into the crowd for a few seconds then proceeds back to the locker room area

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