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Subject: Shit I am thankful for>>>> ( I KNOW it isn't even November, but who cares? Every day is ROBERT day!)

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Dtroll

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Date Posted: 08:39:57 09/21/01 Fri

1-I am thankful for ROBERT.

2-I am thankful for Mr. Crowe's crotch.

3-I am thankful that Mr. Crowe's crotch made it possible for me to experience the wonder that is ROBERT!!! (Well, okay, granted...if Russell were crotchless I might have run into ROBERT on Vin Diesel's board where he'd no doubt be blissfully sashaying about and fruing Mr. Diesel's crotch...but I digress)

4-I am thankful for my fellow ROBERT fans.

5-I am thankful that my fellow ROBERT fans seem to be the issue of parental units who were not siblings.

6-I am thankful that there IS a ROBERT board where one can make thinly veiled remarks about the probablility of generations of inbreeding in the family trees of OTHER fans(Russell Crowe fans generally speaking, Perchettes, specifically...Heh Heh Heh)
without being gently "corrected" and then deleted...or even banished outright!

7-I am thankful that here, in the land of ROBERT, there is no nastiness, no discord, no harsh, eye-blinding primary colors!! Just happy, sedate ROBERT lovers worshiping at his lovely pastel...and fabulouTHly floral altar!

8-I am thankful that there is no need for multiple drawers for multiple topics in the land of ROBERT because it IS ALL about ROBERT!!

9-I am thankful that thus far ROBERT has limited his "work"..nudge, nudge, wink, wink,.. to the crotch of Mr. C. (and likely, Mr. D., although I'm only guessing about the latter) and kept his own miniscule genitalia out of the public's eye. Not that being poked in the eye by such tiny genitals would do much damage to the public, in all fairness.

10-I am thankful that this friggin' board only seems to have one, count 'em, 1 page...which is a great help for poor, Blondei who can't count any higher than one..count 'em , 1!!

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[> Subject: Praise the lord for robert and MY board

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blondei
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Date Posted: 09:13:06 09/21/01 Fri

1-I am thankful for TROLLS all over the world.

2-I am thankful for Robert's crotch.

3-I am thankful that this board only has one huge page. That gives me more control to use my powers over it.

4-I am thankful for my eraser.

5-I forgot what I was thankful for here.

6-I am thankful that there is only one ROBERT. I doubt that I could handle more than one perfect man.

7-I am thankful that I can type this much without taking a break.

8-I am thankful that robert is just a plain joe. No girls scream when we walk down the street. They just bow their heads. I say they do it outta respect, but robert says he saw one hurl

9-I am thankful that roberts glasses don't have anti-reflection shield so that I can use them as a mirror

10-I am thankful that this list is coming to an end now.

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[> [> Subject: ROFLMAO!!! #7 is especially impressive. Of course, *I* saw him FIRST!

Author:
Dtroll
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Date Posted: 13:52:38 09/21/01 Fri

>1-I am thankful for TROLLS all over the world.
>
>2-I am thankful for Robert's crotch.
>
>3-I am thankful that this board only has one huge
>page. That gives me more control to use my powers over
>it.
>
>4-I am thankful for my eraser.
>
>5-I forgot what I was thankful for here.
>
>6-I am thankful that there is only one ROBERT. I doubt
>that I could handle more than one perfect man.
>
>7-I am thankful that I can type this much without
>taking a break.
>
>8-I am thankful that robert is just a plain joe. No
>girls scream when we walk down the street. They just
>bow their heads. I say they do it outta respect, but
>robert says he saw one hurl
>
>9-I am thankful that roberts glasses don't have
>anti-reflection shield so that I can use them as a
>mirror
>
>10-I am thankful that this list is coming to an end
>now.

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[> Subject: HA! So there IS only one page... I thought I was doing something wrong again....whatta surprise!! And hey- blondei!! - you sound soooo cute at 2am in the morning!

Author:
Sofa King ToddDidd
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Date Posted: 11:39:34 09/22/01 Sat

>1-I am thankful for ROBERT.
>
>2-I am thankful for Mr. Crowe's crotch.
>
>3-I am thankful that Mr. Crowe's crotch made it
>possible for me to experience the wonder that is
>ROBERT!!! (Well, okay, granted...if Russell were
>crotchless I might have run into ROBERT on Vin
>Diesel's board where he'd no doubt be blissfully
>sashaying about and fruing Mr. Diesel's crotch...but I
>digress)
>
>4-I am thankful for my fellow ROBERT fans.
>
>5-I am thankful that my fellow ROBERT fans seem to be
>the issue of parental units who were not siblings.
>
>6-I am thankful that there IS a ROBERT board where one
>can make thinly veiled remarks about the probablility
>of generations of inbreeding in the family trees of
>OTHER fans(Russell Crowe fans generally speaking,
>Perchettes, specifically...Heh Heh Heh)
>without being gently "corrected" and then deleted...or
>even banished outright!
>
>7-I am thankful that here, in the land of ROBERT,
>there is no nastiness, no discord, no harsh,
>eye-blinding primary colors!! Just happy, sedate
>ROBERT lovers worshiping at his lovely pastel...and
>fabulouTHly floral altar!
>
>8-I am thankful that there is no need for multiple
>drawers for multiple topics in the land of ROBERT
>because it IS ALL about ROBERT!!
>
>9-I am thankful that thus far ROBERT has limited his
>"work"..nudge, nudge, wink, wink,.. to the crotch of
>Mr. C. (and likely, Mr. D., although I'm only guessing
>about the latter) and kept his own miniscule genitalia
>out of the public's eye. Not that being poked in the
>eye by such tiny genitals would do much damage to the
>public, in all fairness.
>
>10-I am thankful that this friggin' board only seems
>to have one, count 'em, 1 page...which is a great help
>for poor, Blondei who can't count any higher than
>one..count 'em , 1!!

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