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Date Posted: 11:37:52 08/06/02 Tue
Author: Don
Author Host/IP: 204.119.61.115
Subject: This was revealed to me ,,,,,
In reply to: raine 's message, "Re: I apologize to you Don" on 11:16:03 08/06/02 Tue

.... what do I do with all these single socks?

Greg (wonders if there is a matchmaker for lost socks)

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This was revealed to me by the Shoe Box God. Single socks are immoral and nasty. If
you put them in a drawer they will have nasty sex an multiply and they become cursed,
See they have holes in the bottom of them. More logic here. So burn them! Burn them
alive to HELL! Only in purging of fire can they be united to the Shoe Box GoD.

Now I�m going to pass this shoe box around and I want you all to give a Luv offering.
That is right just, slide your gift in the slit on top of the shoe box. No you can not hold
the box for if you do you shall surly die a tormented sockless death. Only the Holy and
sacred believers, that go bare foot, can hold the power of God in a shoe box. ..Bless you
for your offerings, Bless you and you, and you over there, Thank you for your offerings.
You are making the Shoe Box God happy tonight folks. Can you feel the power of the
Shoe Box God to night, YES YES... you back there in the corner, Your name is Nike
right!! I mean the name of your shoes. Yes God told me your name! It is revealed to me
that you have a missing sock-- YES. The Shoe Box God is always right. Look in the
exhaust vent of your dryer and you will find your missing sock! Yes it is sign from the
Shoe Box God that he is real, Real in these last days! Now go and sin no more.

Be sure to look for my next book, �Not all Shoe Box Gods are the same". And don�t forget to purchase, �Stocks in Socks, How Wal-Mart Controls the
Shoe Box God�

Don

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Replies:

What about the Sock Purification Ritual ? -- Mondo, 11:47:43 08/06/02 Tue
- Re: What about the Sock Purification Ritual ?....NOPE! -- Don, 12:12:00 08/06/02 Tue