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Date Posted: 19:06:40 05/10/02 Fri
Author: Jim Daher
Subject: Forget about this one, folks...I'll be addressing The Rock in a roleplay tonight...
In reply to: Jim "The Icon" Daher 's message, "A flash that didn't make it on the air at Insurrection..." on 11:09:45 05/09/02 Thu

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>
>

(The scene fades in at the
>taping of WWF "Smackdown!". The show is obviously in
>the midst of a commercial break, since nothing is
>happening at the moment. To the surprise of the
>commentators and the crowd, "The Devil Went Down to
>Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band kicks in over the
>PA, and of all people out steps the trenchcoated
>figure of GWA superstar Jim "The Icon" Daher,
>microphone in hand. The Icon walks briskly to the
>ring, ignoring the unusual mixed reaction, then rolls
>in under the bottom rope and gets to his feet. He
>paces in the ring, anger etched in every feature of
>his face.)

>
>

Jim "The Icon"
>Daher:
Cut my damn
>music!

>
>

(The music promptly fades out.
>The Icon's gaze is locked on the entryway.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> Rock, I know you're back there, so I'll
>put this in terms your unbelievably small mind can
>understand. Get your monkey ass into this ring RIGHT
>F{bleep}ING NOW!

>
>

(IF YA SMMEELLLL - drum beats -
>what The Rock -)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> Cut that music, dammit!
>
>

(The music cuts off, and The
>Rock steps out, looking confused.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> No, no, no, no, no. No music, no pyro,
>no fancy taunts. Just bring your pretty ass into this
>ring before I drag you down here myself!
>
>

(The Rock raises The People's
>Eyebrow, then shrugs and marches on to the ring. He
>steps in, and immediately The Icon shoves him into a
>corner, getting right in The Rock's face.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> Who in the hell do you think you are,
>Rock? You think just because you got lucky with a
>meaningless little movie that you can just do whatever
>you damn well please? Sorry, big man, the real world
>don't work like that. In case you didn't notice, I am
>Jim "The Icon" Daher, the greatest thing to ever
>happen to the GWA Falconer division, and God's
>personal gift to the world of professional wrestling.
>But you have the nerve - the unmitigated GALL - to
>come out on MY show, GWA Insurrection, and call me a
>rip-off of YOU? HA! Don't flatter yourself.
>
>

(The Icon takes a few steps
>back.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> But there is just one thing I wanna
>know. Why in the world did you believe a couple of
>morons whose combined I.Q. is less than that of these
>ring posts?
>
>

The Rock: >color=lime> Becau-
>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> It doesn't MATTER why you believed
>them!
>
>

(He smirks.)
>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> Rock, I want you to take a good long
>look at me. Look real hard. Okay, so I use a Rock
>Bottom for my finisher. There are 300 other wrestlers
>in the business who use a Rock Bottom as part of their
>regular arsenal. Funny, I don't see you beating THEIR
>asses. And as for the raising of the eyebrow...hell,
>I was doing that in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, which is, oddly
>enough, BEFORE YOU BECAME A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.
>Now, look again. Think real hard, then look me square
>in the eye and tell me you honestly believe I'm a Rock
>rip-off.
>
>

(The Rock appears speechless.
>The Icon chuckles.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> That's what I thought.
>
>

(The Icon moves in
>closer.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> This is a warning. If you or any other
>WWF wrestler appear on GWA programming ever again,
>then you'll quickly find out why we're the best in the
>game...and you guys ain't even potential contenders.
>I'll be seein' you, if you smell...
>
>

(He moves in a little
>closer.)

>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> ...what The Icon...
>
>

(He smirks.)
>
>

The Icon: >color=yellow> ...is cookin'.
>
>

("The Devil Went Down to
>Georgia" kicks in again. The Icon leaves the ring and
>heads to the parking area, leaving the arena. The
>Rock watches him leave, then leaves the ring himself,
>heading back to the locker room area. The scene fades
>out.)


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