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The Snoops is seen walking into Wal-Mart as he is holding a shopping list. The man at the front door gives The Snoops a smiley face sticker. The Snoops pats the old man on the back almost sending him to the ground! The Snoops helps up the old man and quickly moves on about his business.

Snoops: Damn man! How can they let fragile people work at Wal-Mart?

The Snoops continues as he runs into a little kid running with a watermelon. The kids drops the watermelon and it splashes on the ground in front of Snoops!

Snoops: Awwwwww! You dropped the watermelon! I am gonna tell on you!

The kids begins to cry hystericaly as his mother runs up to see what the problems is.

Mother: What did you do to my son?

Snoops: I didn't do a damn thing! He came running around the corner with that watermelon and bumped into me. I told him he was going to be in trouble and he began crying like a girl!

Mother: Crying like a girl? What is there a problem with the way girls cry?

Snoops: No, but the kid is like ten! Sheesh if my kid was ten and cried like that, I would send him off to get some help.

The lady slaps The Snoops right across the face leaving a pretty big red mark.

Mother: Go to hell! Don't ever tell me how to raise my child you sick bastard!

The Snoops is quite stunned as he walks off a bit.

Snoops: Maybe you teach your son how to hit like that!

The Snoops rubs his face as he continues on with his shopping.

Snoops: What a bitch! I swear man, that shit hurt like a mothafucker!

He continues to walk the store as he fills up his buggy with candy and chips. He makes his way around the store and to the liquor section. He fills up his buggy with some Vodka and Smirnoff Ice. He continues around the corner as he fills his buggy up with some Boone's. After he fills up on liquor, he heads over to grab a bag of marshmallows. He then grabs some lighter fluid and matches as he heads around to finish his shopping.

Snoops: Damn, I need to get some ribeyes and potatoes!

He makes his way to the cold meats section anf grabs a few steaks. He then finishes it off by getting his potatoes and heading to the check out area.

Snoops: With all these damn lanes, they only open a few of them. It doesn't make any damn sense!

A lady standing behind him stares as he continues to talk to himself.

Snoops: It has been nothing but a shitty day! I run into a little kid and get smacked in the face by his mom! How much worse can it get?

The lady who is checking out puts up a sign that says lane closed after the person in front of his loads up!

Snoops: Oh hell no! You better be planning on taking care of me!

Walmart Woman: No, I plan on going home! I have been here for twenty minutes past my shift. I am not checking out another person!

Snoops: Oh, I think you are going to be checking me out, or I will check myself out here!

The lady behind him continues to stare as The Snoops fusses with the woman at the cash register!

Walmart Woman: Sir, I am not in the mood to argue with you! You can go to Mrs. Gladie and she will gladly help you!

The Snoops looks over to see Mrs. Gladie who is an eighty year old woman who is checking out an item about twenty seconds a piece. She is really slow and The Snoops eyes begins to glow.

Snoops: What ever happened to service with a smile?

The woman smiles sarcastically as The Snoops follows after here!

Walmart Woman: I gave you your smile! Now what do you want from me?

Snoops: You could have checked me out! Whats wrong with you? That stupid blue vest you wear. You think you are superwoman or something? Come on! Why don't you get out my face! You make me sick!

Walmart Woman: I would be glad to!

The Walmart employee walks up to a security guard and tells him that The Snoops is harrassing here. The security guard walks over to see what the trouble is.

Security Guard: What is the problem here sir?

Snoops: What do you think? I was in line to check out and she shut down the lane on me! Must be because I am white!

Security Guard: Sir, I doubt that very much!

Snoops: Never heard of racism?

Security Guard: Sir, she is white too!

Snoops: She hates here own kind! God should punish here for that.

Security Guard: Sir, can you please just find another check out lane?

Snoops: Easy for you to say! I been waiting to check out in this place. They got like a million registers, but only a few open ones! You know what? I had enough of this shit!

The Snoops walks out with a full basket of food and drinks just left behind. He jumps in his 99 Ford Mustang and heads off.

Snoops: Ungrateful!

He steps on the gas as he peels out in the Walmart parking lot......

Snoops: Well, at least I can always stop at Super Target or something!

He listens to the radio as they talk about the upcoming GWA event!

Snoops: The Snoops vs Kira Benson! A chance for a shot at the Colusseum Title is on the line. Kira Benson is nothing but a dreamer. I have paid my dues in GWA. I have given the fans everything they have asked for. I have slept, bleed, lived GWA for the last year. This shot at the Colusseum Title has my name on it!

The Snoops cell phone rings as he stumbles around to get it....

Snoops: The man that will kick Kira Benson's ass! Ummm Snoops!

Boss: Yeah, I sure do hope you win!

Snoops: What is up with you Boss?

Boss: Not much! I am just getting ready for Insurrection

Snoops: Man, you make it sound like you got a match or something!

Boss: Well, I got to watch your back!

Snoops: Yeah I understand. Getting jumped by a woman wouldn't look to go would it? So, I got you taking blows for me now?

Boss: Yeah, whatever I can do to help my nephew!

Snoops: You are such a great guy! Honestly, Kira Benson is good and all, but for her to win the match? I mean she has a chance and all, but does she really know what she is up agianst?

Boss: Yeah, she seems like another one of those, "Oh well, I am good too" kinda people!

Snoops: Well, I hate having to put a woman in her place, but it looks like thats what I got to do Wednesday Night!

Boss: So, I will talk to you later!

Snoops: Ok man, I am going to stop at Super Target!

Boss: Alright man, hurry the hell up cause I am hungry!

Snoops: Yes master! I'll be there as soon as possible!

The Snoops pulls into the Super Target parking lot to notice the parking lot is full all the way to the road!

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