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Date Posted: 23:58:07 02/12/02 Tue
Author: The Snoops
Subject: Last Words About Insurrection

(This week sucks I been out most of the time)

It's around 9 AM, The Snoops and The Assassin are once agian out in full gear for Mardi Gras. The Snoops is wearing a purple, green, and gold mask and it decked out in Mardi Gras attire. The Assassin has his face painted and is carrying a fishing net. They find a spot and get settled. The Assassin opens the rear of his truck and sets up the mini bbq pit. They pull out lawn chairs and just chill out for a while.


Snoops: We got another 2 to 3 hours before the parade gets here.


Assassin: Really? You would think with all these people here, it would be right around the corner.


Snoops: Naw, everyone gets out here early if they are smart. Otherwise parking is a bitch.


They recline the chairs and chill for a good while. It is about 11 AM now as The Assassin gets up.


Assassin: Damn kid threw a freakin bead at my head!


Snoops: Stop whining man! I was taking a nap until you started crying.


Assassin: I'm not crying! I am just tired of waiting.


Snoops: Why the hell did you bring a fishing net?


Assassin: I saw all these people with fishing nets last night and I said, "Hey thats not a bad idea!"


Snoops: You are as tall as a damn tree! You robbed every kid I saw last night. Did it ever occur to you that the small people use fishing nets?


The Assassin looks around to see mostly kids with fishing nets, maybe three or four adults.


Snoops: Don't even be a smartass! I know they have a few adults with nets.


The Assassin smiles as he knows The Snoops knew exactly what he was thinking.


Assassin: I wish Mardi Gras lasted forever!


Snoops: You sound like a five year old. I'm just kidding. I know what ya mean bro. I could do this a whole lot more often.


Assassin: So, it's gonna be a bitch tomorrow night! Catching a flight late tonight and then heading over to the arena. I know I am gonna be a sore mothafucka! All this walking and jumping.


Snoops: Yeah, too bad we don't have Friday Night Insurrection. No matter how much partying we have done and plan on doing today, it ain't gonna stop us from kicking some major ass in our respected matches.


Assassin: Talk about it bro! The new breed of The Snoops and The Assassin is here. We are gonna continue to make noise in the GWA, but a whole hell of a lot more.


Snoops: We are no longer the Underground Killaz! Tha UK is long gone. There is a new threat in the GWA and no I am not talking about The Union, but Domestic Violence! Who is Domestic Violence? Well if you don't know, then you are soon to find out. Domestic Violence is a group of bad mothafuckas!


Assassin: Snoops I think the parade is getting close!


Snoops: Close? Oh well maybe it is. I was just thinking about how I plan on kicking The Whicked's ass! I heard someone mention that Rayne gave me the Olympic Title. Rayne gave me the Olympic Title? I'll tell you what Rayne gave me, pure freaking hell! Ever since I have known the jackass he has given me hell. I tried to forgive the man, but I still feel hatred for the man.


The Assassin sets up as the parade begins to roll past them.


Snoops: Fat Tuesday is traditionally a day of partying, drinking and eating all you can before Lent. I tell you what, I will drink, eat and celebrate, then walk into Insurrection with the Olympic Title on my shoulder and a beer in one hand and a beer in the other hand and my boots laced up ready to kick some ass. If anyone gets in my way, there will be hell to pay! Whatever goes down at Insurrection, don't blame me!

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