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The scene starts off as The Snoops is visiting a lovely trainer. She is a blond hair, blue eye, beauty. He walks in with his hand heavily bandaged, wrapped up in lots of guaze wrapped with tape. He sits down in a chair as she slowly unbandages him. He has it wrapped pretty good.

Trainer: You surely don't have to worry about it getting infected.

Snoops: When you see it, you will see why I wrapped it up so much.

The trainer continues to unwrap the bandage in anticipation of what happened to his hand.

Snoops: So whats your name?

Trainer: Call me Jessica!

Snoops: Alright, Jessica!

Jessica: Ouch! I know that has to hurt.

Snoops: Well, not really. I numbed that biotch up so much you could swing a sledge hammer across it.

Jessica: How did this happen?

Snoops: I was rock climbing and the rocks tumbled onto my hand. It was not a very pleasant site.

Jessica: I bet not! What are you taking for the pain?

Snoops: Tylenol, Codine.

Jessica: Let me prescribe you some stronger pain killers. Besides that, you better keep that bandage wrapped up!

Snoops: You got it Jessica.

The Snoops takes his prescription and walks out of the trainers office. He looks over and sees a Dairy Queen and runs across the street.

Snoops: Everytime I hurt myself as a child, mom gave me icecream!

He walks in and checks the menu. He then orders chocolate icecream with M&M's in it. He takes a seat at the counter.

The man hands him his icecream and The Snoops begins to eat the creamy treat. He looks at the man's name tag and addresses him properly.

Snoops: So Charlie, how you like working here?

Charlie: It's a job. I guess it's alright.

Snoops: Alright? This has to be one of the coolest jobs! All the icecream, I would but this place out of business.

Charlie: Are you ok sir?

The Snoops is obviously trippin from the medicine he has been taken for his sore hand.

Snoops: Yea, I think I am going to take a walk. Thanks for the icecream.

Charlie: That is my job.

The Snoops exits Dairy Queen and jumps into a cab. He gives the driver a 20 and tells him to bring him to the park.

They soon arrive to the park where The Snoops finds a bench and finishes his icecream.

Snoops: Time to get back to work. Time for me to step back in the ring. No matter how bad my hand hurts I got to step in the ring and do what I do best. Entertain, Wrestle, whatever I do. I have waited what seems for years for this chance at the Legion Titles. I am ready for my shot and I will not fall short. The Assassin and I have captured the Legion Titles before, so we are not new to holding the Legion Titles. I may have a sore hand, but I feel good and we are going to get in there and take care of Sianna Kane and Lilith.

He walks over and buys a Dr. Pepper in a coke machine.

Snoops: And I did not forget what Sianna Kane did to me at the PPV. I can not forget the liplock into a pin. Sianna, I must admit I am confused by you. I may be the so called "good guy" you think I am, but watch this week. I will not let you take advantage of me once agian. I am in this match for the Legion Titles. The Assassin and I will then become double champs! The Union; Gladiator, Olympic and Legion Champions. It is all so fitting, because I don't know anyone else who deserves them more than us. I must admit no one could beat the Violent Femmes at Crossroads, but this time its two on two and we will see different results.

He sits down agian and rubs his opposite wrist, the unbandaged one.

Snoops: I won't let a little nagging injury take the better of me. I have been through more than a sore arm before. I wrestled with a bad back, sore ankle, I could go on and on. The real problem here is the relationship between Snoops and Sianna Kane. It is the same as the relationship between a dog and grass; Sianna pissed on me.

He then stands up and walks back to the taxi.

Snoops: The time is near for us; Domestic Violence, to once agian hold the Legion Titles, we will....

Now The Snoops is beginning to repeat himself as he jumps in the taxi and the sceen fades...

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