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Date Posted: 12:12:07 03/28/02 Thu
Author: Lost Worlds
Subject: You're afraid now.

::The camera slowly fades in a a very dark room, with no real sign of light anywhere to be found. To the left, there seems to be a chair. The right, a bed. But that is very perplexing is what is laying on the floor, motionless, in the center of the room. The camera cautiously creeps up to it, and gets a close up on the thing's face. Well I'll be darned! It's Devil's Minion! He looks dead, though. On his orange Pikachu shirt, there is a massive red stain, which appears to be blood. In his hand, a knife, covered in some dark liquid. He isn't breathing. What did he do? Suddenly, from the darkness beyond Minion, a voice is heard. A figure steps out from the shadows, his spiked hair the first thing we notice. He smiles, and keeps stepping closer and closer to the motionless body. He peers down at it and chuckles to himself, aware of what foul play there has been in this area. He points his hand up to the camera, catching the attention of all who are watching. He flings off his black trenchcoat, revealing a white wifebeater, and a pair of tan slacks. Calmly, he opens his mouth, and the words flow out like that of a river. Dark, and cool::

Man:We all know how much Minion loved Pokemon. He knew this day would come, however. The day when he couldn't bare the thought.. No, he couldn't accept it. Nothing could stop him from doing this to himself. Not me, not you, nobody. For you see.. Minion was happy just yesterday. Until he heard the news. What news would that be?

::He looks down at Minion, and then picks the knife from his cold, dead fingers. He raises it up to his face, and he examines it, feeling the sharp blade rub against his fingertip. He turns back to the camera with a smirk on his face::

Man:POKEMON WAS CANCELLED! BWA-HA-HA

::He clutches his ribs after laughing so incredibly hard. Suddenly, a creeking sound is heard, and a light turns on, filling the entire room with brightness, blinding all those who had adjusted their eyes to the dark room. The man shields his eyes, but we can clearly see it's none other than the former Gladiator Champion, Lost Worlds. On the floor is Minion, whose eyes are open, looking over to the door. The camera pans to the left, and we can see Jake standing in the threshold, with his hand on the light switch::

Jake:What're you guys doing?

Lost:God dammit, Jake! You just ruined everything!

Jake:Huh?

::Minion sits up, and we can clearly see the ketchup stains on his shirt::

Minion:Yeah! I'm supposed to be dead, and it's supposed to be real scary, but you messed it all up!

Jake:Uh. Oh. Sorry. Here..

::Jake turns off the light::

Jake:Start over. Pretend I was never here.

Lost:Dammit, Jake. This is a live feed! Everyone in the world can see it! We can't just start over!

Jake:Well..

Lost:Just go away, Jake. Fuck.

Jake:Okay. Later, guys!

::Jake shuts the door. Lost looks down at Minion, shaking his head in disbelief::

Lost:Fantastic. That's just great.

::Lost looks up at the camera::

Lost:Yeah! That's right! I'm here, and Minion is still alive, and Pokemon wasn't cancelled! Thanks a fuckin' lot, Jake.. Dumbass..

::Lost turns around, his head hanging, and walks out another door. Minion turns and watches Lost, then whips his head back around toward the camera. He smiles and waves::

Minion:Hey everyone. Remember, it's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at! Or something.. Yeah..

::Minion becomes confused, and gets off the floor. He walks to the door, opens it, and leaves. The camera slowly fades out on the room, right where Minion was laying::

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