(Okay, yeah, Insurrection didn't quite go as planned for The Brotherhood of Vengeance. But if I know the BoV, they're not gonna let one unlucky night keep 'em down! It seems that this Wednesday, the BoV has two matches to worry about. First, Drakestone will try to recover from his loss to Crisis this past Wednesday by taking on Craig Robinson, and after that, Jim "The Icon" Daher will defend the Falconer Championship against Chris Cane, and if what I saw him write down is true, then it'll be a Hell in a Cell match to boot! Obviously, Cane hasn't done his research, because if he had, he would have discovered that all the members of the BoV are undefeated in Hell in a Cell matches. So guess what? Cane's choice of match gives the advantage...to The Icon. And what about Craig Robinson? Who the hell is this rimjob? You mean to tell me Drakestone gets the honor of breaking in the new guy? Oh, gee, pardon me while I turn a f*ckin' cartwheel. The scouting report says Craig's a bit unstable mentally, but ya know, that's nothing new to Drakestone. Drakestone's the guy who won his first Hell in a Cell match by giving his opponent a Tombstone through the roof of the Cell onto an unfolded steel chair in the ring below. Drakestone's the guy who back in NGW took a dive off a 15-foot-high scaffold just to nail a big splash on his opponent and deal some serious hurt. You wanna talk mentally unstable? Drakestone invented mentally unstable, so Craig, believe me, whatever your twisted little mind comes up with...Drakestone's already thought about it. But you don't really want to hear me trash talk these sub-human lowlifes, do you? No, you're waiting to hear the opinions of the men themselves, Drakestone and Jim "The Icon" Daher. Well, wait no more, my friends, for I now present to you two of the biggest superstars to ever step into a GWA ring, or any ring at all for that matter, the 3-time GWA Legion Tag Team Champion, Drakestone, and the reigning GWA Falconer Champion, Jim "The Icon" Daher.)

(The scene opens up in the backstage corridors of the Kemper Arena just minutes after Insurrection went off the air. Eventually, from around the corner come Drakestone and Jim "The Icon" Daher, evidently discussing what they did wrong in their matches. They stop at The Icon's dressing room door. The Icon snatches the contract off the door and looks it over...and suddenly goes into a raucous fit of laughter. Drakestone cocks an eyebrow at him.)

Drakestone: What's so funny?

(Finding himself unable to stop laughing long enough to answer, he simply hands the contract to Drakestone. Drakestone looks it over.)

Drakestone: So Chris Cane accepted your challenge. What's so funny about that?

(The Icon manages to recover from his laughing fit a little bit.)

Jim "The Icon" Daher: No...no...not the opponent...read...read his match choice...

(Drakestone glances at it, then does a double take and cocks an eyebrow.)

Drakestone: Hell in a Cell?

The Icon: Yeah, Hell in a Cell!

Drakestone: You mean to tell me this fool went an' signed this contract without doin' enough research to know you're undefeated in Hell in a Cell matches?

The Icon: Yes, exactly!

(That's all The Icon can say before breaking down completely into a fit of raucous laughter. Drakestone shakes his head in disbelief.)

Drakestone: Chris Cane, you, my friend, are an idiot.

(Drakestone sighs, then folds up the contract and shoves it in the inside pocket of his trenchcoat. He grabs The Icon by the back of his shirt and walks off down the hall, dragging the Falconer Champion with him. The scene fades out...)

(The scene fades back in inside the living room of Drakestone's house in Death Valley, California. Drakestone and Jim "The Icon" Daher are both present, and The Icon has his Falconer Title belt slung over his right shoulder. Also in the room with them is Kevin Gaines, GWA commentator/journalist, a microphone in his hand. Gaines looks into the camera and speaks.)

Kevin Gaines: Hello, GWA fans! I'm Kevin Gaines, and I'm here with Dooms-...sorry, Drakestone and the current reigning Falconer Champion, Jim "The Icon" Daher.

(He turns to face the two men.)

Kevin Gaines: First, I want to address Drakestone. You were...rather unsuccessful in your match against Crisis, evenly matched though it was, but you have a chance to move on this Wednesday by taking on a newcomer by the name of Craig Robinson. Your thoughts?

(Drakestone chuckles.)

Drakestone: Kev, life works in funny ways sometimes, ya know? Last Wednesday, I gave Crisis the fight of his life, and I gave the fans something they haven't seen in a good long time: an evenly matched contest between two great gladiators. I bring to the table 26 championships and a Hall of Fame spot, years of wrestling experience, a fan base that is unrivaled by anyone in this company, period...and yet, the GWA relegates me to the duty of breaking in the new guys. Gee, thanks. I don't even know who the hell Craig Robinson is, but I hear he's a touch looney. A couple cans short of a six-pack, ya know? Hey, he can be just as crazy and deranged as he wants. I invented crazy and deranged. Hell, just in the short time we've been sittin' here, I've already thought of a thousand ways to end this chump's career for good, an' I'm just gettin' started. Craig wants to get crazy on me? That's fine. I'll get crazy right back, and the last time I did that...well, they don't call me "The Original Career Killer" for nothin'. Basically, Craig, your Final Judgement has been passed. Give your soul to the Lord, boy...'cause your ass belongs to me.

(Gaines then shifts his gaze to The Icon.)

Kevin Gaines: That brings me to you, Icon. This past Wednesday, Chris Cane accepted your open challenge, signing the contract and making the match a Hell in a Cell match. What are your thoughts about this?

Jim "The Icon" Daher: Before I talk about Cane's retarded ass, I wanted to talk about a certain little gnat that's been buzzin' in my ear. I'm talkin' about Tempest. Yeah, you beat me before...but that was in the past. No, I didn't expect you to come back...and truthfully, I forgot all about you as soon as you disappeared, and you know why? 'Cause you ain't worth the sweat off my ass, chump! Now, if you would be so kind as to shut your pie-hole, I will gladly give you the honor of not being b*tch-smacked. Capisce? Cool. Now, on to Chris Cane.

(He suppresses a short laugh, then resumes speaking, his familiar confident smirk firmly in place.)

The Icon: Boy, Cane, you really know how to pick 'em, don't ya? Let me clue you in on a little something. You picked the match as a Hell in a Cell match, right? Bad news for you, buddy boy: Hell in a Cell just happens to be my specialty, right along with the infamous TLC. I am undefeated in Hell in a Cell matches, Chris, so when you picked Hell in a Cell as the match...you gave the advantage to me. Man, you are an idiot. Oh, sure, I'll give you your Falconer Title shot in the Cell. Just be prepared for a beating the GWA fans and wrestlers will be talking about for years to come. You see, while you have shown me that you are nothing more than the pinnacle of pinheadedness and the epitome of mediocrity, I have made it my business to show morons like you exactly why I am the man, the myth, the legend, the only Falconer that matters, the summation of every man's aspirations, and the object of your girlfriend's masturbations! But more importantly than all that, I have made it my business to show retards like you what it's like to go up against somebody who didn't ride the short bus to school. I'll see your IQ-minus ass later, so get ready for the true Hell in the Cell...and have a nice FRICKIN' day.

(With that, the scene slowly fades to black, then to an advertisement about the upcoming edition of GWA Wednesday Insurrection.)

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